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Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:35 / United States - Winter Springs
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By  Jemm_fml  |  29

*Waits for the "what a dick, time for a new fiancé" comments*

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  Damian95  |  16

You know, in a way, you basically made that comment. The FML community has a short fuse for statements like this. Sorry buddy, but here comes the boom.

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  Nordrag  |  25

8 - although you have a point, there are some people of the FML community who think that 1's comment counts as a type of joke. One that some find funny. Some of us dislike those jokes, myself included, and all we can do is thumb it down and let it happen.

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  Damian95  |  16

I completely understand. I was just warning him of his imminent demise at the hands of angry FML people. No harm no foul.

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  Soloman212  |  28

Sorry number 20, but there are some people in the FML community who don't like when comments back up comments that predict certain types of comments before they're commented. What was I saying?

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  Nordrag  |  25

I was in no way defending 1's comment. In fact I even stated my own distaste for such comments. I was however stating that it is a waste to berate those comments due to the fact that some people enjoy them, therefore, leave your thumbs and move on.

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  Damian95  |  16

So the bad comment got downvoted. The comment getting on to the bad comment got downvoted. And the comment getting on to the comment that got on to the bad comment got downvoted. Holy Shit its hard to please these people!!! Talk about confusing!

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  ironichalibut  |  24

Opposable.. And I think it's noteworthy that both sides of this argument were thumbed down.. WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT? WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO PLEASE YOU!? Edit: guy before posted while I was typing

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  Jemm_fml  |  29

Exactly #100 and #101. It is confusing and this community is a hard one to analyze for sure. Sometimes you could be totally hilarious and get downvoted to hell for no apparent reason and vice versa. I just move on and keep commenting, and having fun. Thumbs down don't bother me much because they barely say anything, and I'm not an asinine person, so no worries!

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  queerdragon  |  20

"Look at that girl, she looks like a porn star. I bet she sucks cock like a professional... not that I would know baby girl, your innocent and inexperienced fumbling in bed make me love you even more."

By  1deep4life  |  11

That's called "game". Welcome to the world of males. It's a cold one you better bundle up!!!

By  ShannyAK  |  16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  buckeyed  |  20

That's how it always starts; just looking...but then the visuals become thoughts, fantasies, and eventually actions where we can't help ourselves. Then, next thing I know I've eaten the entire pizza.

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That went a completely different way then I thought it was going too... When it gets like that I do a lot more than eat, if you know what I mean? *winks and rubs pizza sauce on nipples*

By  Jivesliven  |  24

Unless the fiancé is a girl and the poster is a guy, that would completely change the meaning of this FML.

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  vertigoisarat  |  8

Because it's not a douchebag move. Guys like you make the rest of us look bad by acting like you would never check out another woman while in a relationship. The same type of guy who says he doesn't watch porn. It must get lonely on that pedestal.

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  MzZombicidal  |  36

I think it's healthy for the relationship if you just accept that there are quite a few attractive members of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever) and your partner will want to look. Hell, you'll even want to look. I love my boyfriend more than anything but even he can appreciate a good-looking person with me. :P Looking's fine. Just don't touch. Ever. (Unless that's what you're into)

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  queerdragon  |  20

I dated this guy, Bill, for six months. I told him straight out that I did not mind porn, that "looking" was not a huge problem, I just did not want to hear about how hot some other girl was. He proceeded to compare me to every girl there was, become obsessed with online porn stars, and start to tell me I needed to change the way I dressed to be like other women. I broke up with him. I do not think looking is a problem. I have seen some very attractive men in my life. But when the guy becomes so focused on looking that he has to come up with a whole ploy, like Op's man, then I think it has become a problem.

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