Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
Sometimes you just never know...
LolOrDeath 4
Straight arrows can break
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Comments (76)
simplykolesh 17
But there must have been signs ...
Pwn17 25
Not necessarily. Gay people can be the same as straight people, the only difference being their taste in gender.
EmsyyyRose13 24
Or there is always the possibility that her boyfriend is bisexual.
nightbirdblue 27
He could be bisexual too.
ginawater19 13
#35, please read before commenting
tgstorm 12
Your cousin is a d*ck, and you're boyfriend is.. It happens
lilhellian 26
Op is her boyfriend?
superBeannn 2
OP's cousin is a dick and her now ex-boyfriend is an asshole. That's probably what he means.
28actress 22
29, I think 21 was being sarcastic, because 12 said you're instead of your
catharsis5 9
Did he steal it because he wants the guy or because he suspects that your BF is a closet gay? Either way, damn.
Mr_Satan 11
I'm gonna go ahead and guess both
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Bi people don't have to seem one way or another. That, or your boyfriend was using you as a beard and your gay-dar is ******-up-shit.
0h_Boy 26
That's what happens when you leave your "magic wand" at home....
vicky4321 6
My Sympathy op. That sucks.
Lumen94 10
"Family"
amifaiyaz 12
You are, he's just half straight.
ZeroPath5 16
Maybe he's exploring...? Umm, damn FYL, at least now you know
SuperDanielNL 23
Well, if he is really gay your relationship with him wouldn't have lasted anyways. Better to find out now than later when you have kids for example. Try explaining that... But that's still a bit shitty for OP.