By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
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MrConcise 34

He respawned like in a first-person shooter.

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amberr_harperr 15

you deserved it. at least he had some sort of humor whether it was sarcastic or not. maybe he'll forget. but you deserved that one. you even labeled yourself as a "grade a fucktard"

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WhoopteDo 26

At least it wasn't the other way around, you were informed he didn't and then asked.. Don't worry OP! I'm sure you can win him over later on.

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ChaCerCam 14

OP:You should've corrected yourself by saying "without any injuries" but FYL that really sucks.

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amberr_harperr 15

you deserved it. at least he had some sort of humor whether it was sarcastic or not. maybe he'll forget. but you deserved that one. you even labeled yourself as a "grade a fucktard"

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1two3four5six 23

oh, so you've never gotten nervous and said something stupid in a conversation?

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christian1509 21

Never nervous enough to ask a soldier who just returned from deployment whether or not he made it back...

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MrConcise 34

He respawned like in a first-person shooter.

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gjikvtj 18

But the enemy kept spawn trapping him

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Withtoss 10

You sir, are a ******. Don't ever relate video games to our real military. You should be ashamed

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iLike2Teabag 27

I bet he wishes he opted for that tactical insertion now.

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baseballbv 17

I'm sure the dad would love to spawn trap that guy. Although he would probably be the guy running into the wall corner from the sound of it.

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thevelociraptor 31

#17 Every ******* time I wipe my damn screen.

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enriquegonzolas 15

We all do it. Don't think too badly of it.

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ItsMissLia 19

That was quite the blunder.. I guess it was better then saying something like ".. Huh too bad you made it back.." or something similar.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Red Foreman: Dumbass...

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rocker_chick23 27

At least your girlfriends dad has a sense of humor.

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octopussperm125 18

He'll be laughing hysterically when he starts chasing him down the street, scaring the shit out of him

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junkman6 22

What's going through the dad's head. "Please dear god let the babies have my daughters brain."

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Garrett2818 21

More like "please dear god don't tell me this grade A fucktard is getting in my daughters pants"

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junkman6 22

I'm just going to say it and embrace the down votes. #24 you obviously haven't met many military daughters have you?

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KeannaLove 32

#44 It sort of sounds like you're calling all military daughters ******. I'm really hoping I just misread what you wrote.

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Garrett2818 21

No I haven't really met many but I to don't really understand your implications.

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junkman6 22

Oh come on #48 when did I say "all" calm down with the defensiveness. I was just saying most! Like if you had ten military daughters in a room 9.9 of them would be ******! That's obviously not "all" of them!

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