By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML
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MrConcise 34
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He respawned like in a first-person shooter.

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amberr_harperr 15
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you deserved it. at least he had some sort of humor whether it was sarcastic or not. maybe he'll forget. but you deserved that one. you even labeled yourself as a "grade a fucktard"

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WhoopteDo 26
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At least it wasn't the other way around, you were informed he didn't and then asked.. Don't worry OP! I'm sure you can win him over later on.

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ChaCerCam 14
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OP:You should've corrected yourself by saying "without any injuries" but FYL that really sucks.

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amberr_harperr 15
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you deserved it. at least he had some sort of humor whether it was sarcastic or not. maybe he'll forget. but you deserved that one. you even labeled yourself as a "grade a fucktard"

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1two3four5six 23
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oh, so you've never gotten nervous and said something stupid in a conversation?

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christian1509 21
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Never nervous enough to ask a soldier who just returned from deployment whether or not he made it back...

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MrConcise 34
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He respawned like in a first-person shooter.

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gjikvtj 18

But the enemy kept spawn trapping him

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Withtoss 10
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You sir, are a faggot. Don't ever relate video games to our real military. You should be ashamed

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iLike2Teabag 27

I bet he wishes he opted for that tactical insertion now.

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baseballbv 17
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I'm sure the dad would love to spawn trap that guy. Although he would probably be the guy running into the wall corner from the sound of it.

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thevelociraptor 31
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#17 Every fucking time I wipe my damn screen.

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Earths_Venus 25
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And then you died. Of embarrassment.

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enriquegonzolas 15
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We all do it. Don't think too badly of it.

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ItsMissLia 19
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That was quite the blunder.. I guess it was better then saying something like ".. Huh too bad you made it back.." or something similar.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Red Foreman: Dumbass...

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rocker_chick23 27

At least your girlfriends dad has a sense of humor.

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octopussperm125 18
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He'll be laughing hysterically when he starts chasing him down the street, scaring the shit out of him

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junkman6 22
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What's going through the dad's head. "Please dear god let the babies have my daughters brain."

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Garrett2818 21
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More like "please dear god don't tell me this grade A fucktard is getting in my daughters pants"

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junkman6 22
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I'm just going to say it and embrace the down votes. #24 you obviously haven't met many military daughters have you?

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KeannaLove 32

#44 It sort of sounds like you're calling all military daughters whores. I'm really hoping I just misread what you wrote.

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Garrett2818 21
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No I haven't really met many but I to don't really understand your implications.

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junkman6 22
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Oh come on #48 when did I say "all" calm down with the defensiveness. I was just saying most! Like if you had ten military daughters in a room 9.9 of them would be whores! That's obviously not "all" of them!

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