At least it wasn't the other way around, you were informed he didn't and then asked.. Don't worry OP! I'm sure you can win him over later on.

OP:You should've corrected yourself by saying "without any injuries" but FYL that really sucks.

you deserved it. at least he had some sort of humor whether it was sarcastic or not. maybe he'll forget. but you deserved that one. you even labeled yourself as a "grade a fucktard"

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Never nervous enough to ask a soldier who just returned from deployment whether or not he made it back...

He respawned like in a first-person shooter.

But the enemy kept spawn trapping him

You sir, are a faggot. Don't ever relate video games to our real military. You should be ashamed

I bet he wishes he opted for that tactical insertion now.

I'm sure the dad would love to spawn trap that guy. Although he would probably be the guy running into the wall corner from the sound of it.

#17 Every fucking time I wipe my damn screen.

Brain fart.

And then you died. Of embarrassment.

We all do it. Don't think too badly of it.

That was quite the blunder.. I guess it was better then saying something like ".. Huh too bad you made it back.." or something similar.

Red Foreman: Dumbass...

At least your girlfriends dad has a sense of humor.

He'll be laughing hysterically when he starts chasing him down the street, scaring the shit out of him

What's going through the dad's head. "Please dear god let the babies have my daughters brain."

More like "please dear god don't tell me this grade A fucktard is getting in my daughters pants"

I'm just going to say it and embrace the down votes. #24 you obviously haven't met many military daughters have you?

#44 It sort of sounds like you're calling all military daughters whores. I'm really hoping I just misread what you wrote.

No I haven't really met many but I to don't really understand your implications.

Oh come on #48 when did I say "all" calm down with the defensiveness. I was just saying most! Like if you had ten military daughters in a room 9.9 of them would be whores! That's obviously not "all" of them!