Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
Sometimes you just never know...
LolOrDeath 4
Straight arrows can break
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Comments (76)
lzdawgtwo 3
Should tell them both to kick rocks and don't look back
missteacher0107 3
That happened to me! Except it was my boyfriends fraternity brother who kept saying it to me... Exactly a year after he said he'd steal him from me, he did so successfully.
drshn 22
you are pretty.. I am sure you will find someone good enough for you... I mean it :)
rivaraven 35
He could have been bi to start with, guys don't usually wear signs that they're bi or gay or what ever other sexual orientation. Though I'm sorry that happened.
TheDrifter 23
If only life were the internet, on the internet most people have a sign of some sort that immediately identifies any alternative lifestyle they might live. Real life avatar pics and usernames would make things so much simpler.
ginawater19 13
I just hope you weren't the one to turn him gay.. That's always a bummer. I thank God every day for not making one of my ex's gay. Very embarrassing....
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Dump him because he's a cheater and stop talking to your cousin because he's shady. The sooner you learn these things the better so you can act accordingly.
mirrorfrost 11
I knew we lived in a world where you cant even trust family. But gay family too?
clue_me_in 20
Sorry that your now ex bf (hopefully) cheated on you. Now you know to never trust your cousin again.
emmydafox 16
At least they are happy, he is no longer hiding it from you, and you possibly can remain friends if the separation went well. Sorry to her about it at all, OP. But things like this usually look up for the better.
Ins0mau 20
Still, there's probably nicer ways of coming out than cheating on someone. Especially with their family member.
Helldemon 32
Ya, I don't get how you think she could stay friends with that cheating scumbag. Or her worthless cousin.
djmac104 7
he could be bi sexual
jrtorres_23 2
well at least you can start out fresh! haha