Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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fakedsincerity 32
I hope the poor little one didn't eat them. They could perforate his stomach or bowel.
oliviaaaa7 13
My suggestion is to walk around with a magnet....
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Comments (61)
kayposion 17
You will find some eventually... Just not with your eyes
hellobobismyname 24
Thank God. Imagine finding them with your eyes....
Phawkser 2
Hey, I would rather find them with my eyes than my foot...
IndigoDreams 9
Hon, the joke flew right over your head.
brenton490 19
Or right into their head.
oliviaaaa7 13
My suggestion is to walk around with a magnet....
freddygasman 18
or with bare feet, whichever method you prefer. free acupuncture
DeezNuts_1234 6
hopefully they aren't in your cat...
captain_hero89 22
At least it wasn't a box of thumb tacks
smallandroid 26
Thumb tacks would be easier to spot...
Anonymousasdf123 14
What is your logic?
MagnusDeus 24
Some kittens just want to watch the world burn.
fakedsincerity 32
I hope the poor little one didn't eat them. They could perforate his stomach or bowel.
EliteMarksman9 5
do you have carpet?
sammysquiggs 19
You should really take your cat to a vet incase it ate them.
slothstronaught 11
Two words, wear shoes. Hope you find them.
Magnoxidans 19
Chances are a kitten wouldn't have swallowed them, there's no reason for that... Still I would take it to the vet if you have concerns
irishmaiden78 23
Kittens and puppies will eat anything. My cats have consumed the weirdest things. I had one that would eat the plastic handle off of grocery bags but thankfully she pooped them out so she never required surgery. Pins are deadly.
vikingchick 22
My boyfriends cats are obsessed with chewing plastic bags. -.-
DoomedGemini 38
Pets eat strange things all the time. Ask a vet, I'm sure many will have a lot of stories to share.
IorvethTheXolo 8
My late Doberman ate her entire rope toy. My friend's Lab ate a sticky hand. My Bluetick ate (and thankfully regurgitated) a tennis ball a few years ago. Another friend's wolf hybrid pup would eat rocks. I don't have any cat examples since I don't keep cats or really have any friends that do, but I've heard similar stories about all sorts of animals.
justsaiyan 6
My cat tried to. It cost us at least $100 CAD just to know there was a needle stuck in its throat and the roof of its mouth, and to get rid of it. OP, if you ever read this, please for the love of Simba the Lion, check your cats mouth and take your cat to the vet for safe measure