FML : Today, while directing traffic in uniform, I tripped over a traffic cone and fell straight on my butt in the middle of a busy intersection. FML

Today, while directing traffic in uniform, I tripped over a traffic cone and fell straight on my butt in the middle of a busy intersection. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By onemoredonut - / Tuesday 3 May 2016 01:39 / United States - Herndon

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By MyGFisaturd | 23

#6595846 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:30

I hope you mean ex-Traffic Cone!

By bellydancer82 | 15

#6595843 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:26

Yikes, that's awkward. Hope you were ok OP, just have to brush it off and laugh about it later.

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By igg125 | 30

#6595842 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:25

At least you didn't get ran over.

By bellydancer82 | 15

#6595843 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:26

Yikes, that's awkward. Hope you were ok OP, just have to brush it off and laugh about it later.

By MyGFisaturd | 23

#6595846 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:30

I hope you mean ex-Traffic Cone!

arano | 29

#6596043 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 19:39

Didn't expect that one #4. Made me laugh.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#6595847 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:29

That's a sure way to stop traffic !!
I hope you're ok now.

By TheSiraffe | 16

#6595848 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:30

Did you yell officer down?

freddygasman | 18

#6596456 - Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:26

haven't you watched the Simpson's, it's officer needs back up. it's one of the episodes in the future and a cloned Ralph falls down.

By Sherlihy | 6

#6595855 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:41

Who cares

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6595861 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:58

I got hit by a car just crossing legally, you don't want to experience that trust me.

By Cauldroup | 13

#6595894 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 16:49

I apologise for a spam comment, but I couldn't find this anywhere. Do replies to your comments get in your inbox?

By Anubis94 | 24

#6595907 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:02

When that happens, just get up and start dancing it off because you've already gone and embarrassed yourself :D

By juturnaamo | 29

#6595994 - Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:31

Sorry about your rough day, but thank you for keeping kids and pedestrians safe!

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