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'A diamond in the rough' doesn't even begin to cover this. And all those scene songs about diamonds and pussy now have context, don't they?
did you check your ears?:D
That stinks. It happened to my aunt, but then she found the diamond earring in her dogs waterbowl.
My old cat used to steal shiny money. I think animals are attracted to shiny objects...
This.
U do that lol
$10 says you're wearing them. Or you gave yourself a christina and a nipple piercing with them when you got drunk.
Why would a cat eat diamond earrings?? That does not make any sense, unless of course you starved and depraved your cat of food and water, and he thought to take vengeance :D I dont know I could be wrong
Animals eat some weird things sometimes. I saw a sponge in my friend's dog poo once. lol On a more serious note, sometimes dogs or cats lick their ID tags because they're low on iron, or eat their own poop because they don't feel like they got enough nutrition for the day. Maybe the same applies here... or maybe the cat just saw something shiny! lol
if your cat eats rocks then fyl.
buy new ones?
Your cat would be dead if it ate your earrings. Sharp pokey metal things in a very small digestive tract don't work.
She said "sharp, pokey, metal things" referring to the post of the earring. She said nothing about the diamonds being too big.
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'A diamond in the rough' doesn't even begin to cover this. And all those scene songs about diamonds and pussy now have context, don't they?
Why would a cat eat diamond earrings?? That does not make any sense, unless of course you starved and depraved your cat of food and water, and he thought to take vengeance :D I dont know I could be wrong