Is gift for you
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Look at the bright side, no stolen goods! And, you have a new dead creature to show off! Two birds one stone!
Well I hope you were able to sort things out OP
Ewwwww! Sorry for your gift!
That's what they said to my parents when I was born
Your cat is trying to tell you, that you better bring home some good grub or the spouse gets it next! Also, check your bag before leaving home, sheesh.
As if OP was supposed to know that a rat was going to be in her bag
Bad luck OP! On the plus side, at least a dead mouse is easy enough to explain and anyone with a cat will understand your pain. Doesn't ease the embarrassment but at least they'll understand the truth and not think you like toting dead mice around
At least you didn't buy noodles with a dead rat in them...
oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!
Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"
Do you have an iPhone plus? They set some of the alarms off. I went into a store just to use their nail salon, so when I left I didn't have anything. The alarm went off, the guy rushed over and, when he realized I didn't have anything but my phone, wallet and keys, asked me if I bought my shoes there. What, did he think I came in barefoot?! lol
Today, the store alarm went off when a lady tried to pass through it. I searched through her bag and didn't find any stolen goods. There was a rigid, dead mouse though. FML
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Note to self: stuff stolen items in dead animal to sneak past security. "Oh man, did my cat leave me ANOTHER distinctly iPhone shaped mouse?!"
oh man, it's time to get a purse you can zip close!