FML : Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 20 July 2016 06:40 / United States - Seattle

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By julianbozikovic | 20

#6654089 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 06:48

At least you can stitch yourself up!

By captain_hero89 | 21

#6654116 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 07:10

Ouch! I hope your project was already red

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By julianbozikovic | 20

#6654089 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 06:48

At least you can stitch yourself up!

By mjd02 | 15

#6654093 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 06:49

Hopefully the grade is worth getting hurt.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6654404 - Thursday 21 July 2016 04:31

Project as in something you devote time to work on, not school project.

mjd02 | 15

#6654440 - Thursday 21 July 2016 06:17

Oh I read it wrong

By dontknow1 | 19

#6654105 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 07:02

Say FUCK out loud, patch it up and finish your project.

By _EnderDoge | 22

#6654109 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 07:04

Ouch.

By captain_hero89 | 21

#6654116 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 07:10

Ouch! I hope your project was already red

By captain_hero89 | 21

#6654123 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 07:12

I hope your project was already red

By Tripartita | 43

#6654132 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 07:19

I know this won't help the pain go away, but Yakov Smirnoff would be pleased.

Thegoofygoober | 15

#6654292 - Thursday 21 July 2016 12:21

damn some people didn't like that reference

LikesRedLollis | 19

#6654337 - Thursday 21 July 2016 01:33

This is the first time I've seen you get disliked!

By pleasedie | 22

#6654157 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 07:49

On the bright side you now have a free piercing

By limegreenpoopie | 30

#6654201 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 08:48

Ouch!

By A1NoSauce | 17

#6654234 - Wednesday 20 July 2016 09:52

Nothing better than unscheduled acupuncture.

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