Health: Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down,...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 06:40 - United States - Seattle

Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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Today, my reflexes kicked in when I saw a hot glue gun falling. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2016 18:48

At least you can stitch yourself up!

captain_hero89 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:10

Ouch! I hope your project was already red

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julianbozikovic 20

Wednesday 20 July 2016 18:48

At least you can stitch yourself up!

mjd02 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 18:49

Hopefully the grade is worth getting hurt.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 21 July 2016 4:31

Project as in something you devote time to work on, not school project.

mjd02 15

Thursday 21 July 2016 6:17

Oh I read it wrong

dontknow1 19

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:02

Say **** out loud, patch it up and finish your project.

_EnderDoge 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:04

Ouch.

captain_hero89 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:10

Ouch! I hope your project was already red

captain_hero89 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:12

I hope your project was already red

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:19

I know this won't help the pain go away, but Yakov Smirnoff would be pleased.

Thegoofygoober 15

Thursday 21 July 2016 0:21

damn some people didn't like that reference

LikesRedLollis 19

Thursday 21 July 2016 1:33

This is the first time I've seen you get disliked!

pleasedie 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:49

On the bright side you now have a free piercing

limegreenpoopie 31

Wednesday 20 July 2016 20:48

Ouch!

A1NoSauce 17

Wednesday 20 July 2016 21:52

Nothing better than unscheduled acupuncture.

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