Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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fakedsincerity 32
I hope the poor little one didn't eat them. They could perforate his stomach or bowel.
oliviaaaa7 13
My suggestion is to walk around with a magnet....
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Comments (61)
trucker2 33
Time to invite the nasty in-laws over, and remind them to take off the shoes....
Basketbabe 4
take a strong magnet or metal detector to your floor throughout the house.
SiraSiemens 21
ah the joys of being a cat owner
CaityMandy 10
Please take the kitty to a vet just in case
ChiefKoala 30
Maybe if the kitten ingested some he'd shit out a doll? But all light hearted bad jokes aside, I hope you're kitten didn't actuall ingest any of them. I had a scare one night with my dog because she was able to drag the chicken bones out of the trash (even though we had them stuffed down to where we thought she couldn't get to them. We were wrong). Worst 72 hours of my life. I was so worried, and every little noise, every time she went outside, every time she ate or drink I'd watch her to see if she would have any adverse reactions. Thankfully, she either didn't eat any or they were chewed up enough or small enough to not harm her. So i really empathize with you. TL:DR my dog might have eaten chicken bones (we saw her eating the cartilage that bone on it, that's how it started) and I had the biggest scare of my life; i thought she had ingested some and I wouldn't be able to afford to get her fixed. Turns she was okay, but I told the story to tell OP i know what it feels like to be worried after something like that.
jvanevery 19
you need to be better educated about dogs the concern with chicken bones is that they will Splinter and get caught in the dog's throat once they're in his stomach dogs are perfectly capable of digesting bones especially cooked chicken bones which are already soft
cheshireau 26
Is your name Jon and do you own an orange tabby named Garfield?
jvanevery 19
if you have smooth floors then all of the pins have been knocked under things the kitten will play with it until they get stuck or lost everybody is really eager to have the kitten go to the vet I guess they're all made of money because if the kitten did eat the pins I hope youve got an extra $1,000
middlenamefrank 8
Get a strong flashlight and put it on the floor, shining almost horizontally but slightly downward. You'll be amazed how much stuff jumps out at you.
A_Liechty 1
Please take your kitten to the vet for some x-rays in case any needles were ingested
KaitlynH5544 7
I say you get a vacume then put some panty hose on the end..walk around with that and you wouldn't believe what you'll find :)