Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
Today, I dropped my knitting project while I was sitting down, but I managed to catch it between my legs. So my knitting needles also caught me. FML
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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Top comments
fakedsincerity 32
I hope the poor little one didn't eat them. They could perforate his stomach or bowel.
oliviaaaa7 13
My suggestion is to walk around with a magnet....
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Comments (61)
awesumous 16
GO TO THE ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!! What if the kitten ate some? I am honestly more concerned about the kitten's life then a little discomfort for your family. PLEASE tell us if the kitten is ok! And please let this be a lesson: never leave anything sharp out ever again!!!
rien151 19
magnets. hover it slowly over the carpet and floors. It's what I did when my pets did something similar.
embarass 14
Watch where you step, and maybe take the kitten to the vet and have them see if there's any inside. I hope he/she is okay!
J352SAURUS 30
Well, at least you know how many pins you need to find and you won't be left wondering if there are more.
laurellkawes 31
Small children and pets teach you the very valuable lesson of putting things away and out of their reach
Witchylady 18
Take kitty to the vet immediately
Toonice45 19
Amazing that you keep track of how many pins you have on the cushion
Quiet_one 22
I'd get that kitten x-rayed just to be on the safe side. On the chance that any of them are in there, it'll be better to find out early than after they start causing serious problems. Animals have swallowed stranger things.
havahnegila 22
Im a hijabi and wear those pins on my head daily. Inevitably some of them make it to the floor. I've never hurt myself stepping on them.... I feel them with my feet and then pick it up. It's because if the angle they lay at. However if you have floofy carpet they can lay at weird angles and prick you slightly. About the cat, I don't have pets, nor would I know their inclination of trying to eat sewing pins. But it's not something I would have thought of either. Don't beat yourself up. People can overreact on the Internet.
Cebolamole 13
You wouldn't believe how many cats eat needles! Take your kitty to the vet ASAP!