By Soakedandbroke - 26/01/2016 17:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
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Hey guys, how many times have you cat-called a woman and she came running to you? Hint, stop doing it. It doesn't work.

Are you kidding me? I would've thrown a rock at his window!

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moo77_fml 20

What a dick!!!

Are you kidding me? I would've thrown a rock at his window!

Honestly, people can be so terrible sometimes.

Or a Molotov cocktail, GTA-style. If only you could generate random objects out of thin air...

mariri9206 32

for the molotov cocktail, only if you say "hey, assbutt!" first.

If you meant for the cat-call I say you fucking bitch. If you meant for the driving through a puddle then I agree.

One rock is not enough

I would suggest a big size rock

not the driver's rock. it would be too small

I would have thrown the now ruined textbook through his back window..

Should of thrown some meow mix at him and called him a pussy.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Who just carries that around with them, though? And it's should have, for future reference.

It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard.

"Today, I was walking to class"

Oh wait, I thought you meant "who carries a text book with them"

psychopolarbear 28

I dunno, guys. Driving through that puddle obviously made her wet. He might be on to something here...

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Cars move fast.

Hey guys, how many times have you cat-called a woman and she came running to you? Hint, stop doing it. It doesn't work.

#6, It doesn't work for you? everytime I cat call a girl, she comes running. Sure, she tends to punch me or kick me in the jewels, but, its, you know, sibling rivalry.

You know times are grim when a tin cup is giving advice..

So what are you suggesting, something crazy like conversation?

Actually I heard a story on the radio a few days past, they were telling the most unbelievable stories and the caller had to guess which was true. The true one turned out to be a garbage man catcalling a woman, she was disgusted and stalked away. They wound up meeting again at a party and now they're married. You never know...

I dont think alot of men do that. I think it's just a fee douchebags that do it but they do it very often.

cprad11 12

And all this time I'd been mislead to think otherwise.

Please don't encourage this 34, even jokingly. I'm guessing those who catcall aren't smart enough to tell the difference between joking and serious.

Idk, if they're still doing it that must mean that some women are swayed by cat-calling. So i guess they'll just keep doing it hoping to encounter that 1 out of a 1000 woman.

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You don't date much, do you #83? Cat-calls are sleazy. If you find a girl attractive simply let her know she looks nice, not yell "Nice gams, momma. How bout I teach you how to divide them two with my one?"

CaitiieBuggs 23

Oh no, 83, just no. I don't know about other women, but being yelled at by sleazy looking guys doesn't make me feel attractive, but threatened and scared. Being told "you have nice lips, I bet they'd look better around my dick" is not flattery, it's insulting (especially at 14 years old by a grown male in his mid to late 20s). These are just some examples of what is wrong with cat-calling.

And now we see why it's still a thing. The people who do it show they really don't give a shit about the person and how it makes them feel or even try to say how it should make another person feel.

You seem to imply that a man's instinct is to shout at women shit. Feminism strikes again.

My comment got moderated. Nice. I wasn't even insulting anyone. I feel like grown adults should be able to handle different opinions better, but apparently not.

Is there even an appropriate way to respond to a cat call?

Raised middle finger?

you start barking

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^The butt hurt is strong with this one.

You have to meow. That is the only acceptable response to a catcall.

Do it back, mace him and walk away.

Pepper water

LalapaloozaChick 14

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The moment they started to cat call a total stranger OP should have known they weren't worth the time. It was some stranger not someone they were actually interested in.

LalapaloozaChick 14

yes, I agree #28, but not all woman think that way. ive seen way too many who enjoy it and actually think something great will come of it and it never does.

MzZombicidal 36

/beginrant There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying being given attention. The wrong in this is the man whose ego is SO sensitive that he has to fucking spray her with water for not even speaking to him. The issue is people who feel entitled to your time and attention. Don't turn this around to it being "not a big deal," because it is. It's a big deal that OP couldn't even STAND there without some man not only trying to hit on her but splashing her with water, effectively ruining an expensive book, (probably) her outfit and her day, all because she didn't reciprocate. And for the record, don't use "I've been through worse" as a basis for your argument. That doesn't take away from what happened to OP and it doesn't add anything to what happened to you. /endrant

steam_engenius 21

That level of entitlement is insane.

If a gentleman expresses his admiration for you, it is only polite to convey your appreciation by flashing your tits. If wearing a skirt, alternate thanks are acceptable. Sincerely, 1967

1967 is also not sure why all of these ladies are outside of the kitchen, and instead at university, of all places!

I love your lack of historical knowledge

countryb_cth 38

I love your lack of sarcasm knowledge.

I know 26, I'm just glad my woman is doing the dishes and laundry so can't be here to read this. She might start to "think things"