Miscellaneous: Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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By Deety - 18/01/2017 08:11

Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML

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Let it out

By :-( - 17/07/2013 05:22 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML

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By Sad Sally - 24/04/2012 11:22 - United States

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

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By purpleskylight - 27/06/2012 05:29 - United States - Lexington

Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

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By blah. - 05/04/2010 10:14 - Thailand

Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 19:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML

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Bored

By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 12:44

Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 1 December 2013 14:52

OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".

Comments

JayTigger 12

Sunday 1 December 2013 20:19

I think your psychologist needs more help then you do OP

an3ph 20

Sunday 1 December 2013 20:54

F HIS life!

142_cats 13

Sunday 1 December 2013 21:45

Sorry to hear about your psychologist. I hope he doesn't fall short of the job again.

robertmil90 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 22:26

sounds like my old friend who had to stop saying his psychiatrist because he scared them

tjw1616 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 22:38

wow, you must have a lot of shit going on, sorry op :(

imoutoftheblue 5

Sunday 1 December 2013 22:47

If you want to talk my kik is on my page.

tweetypie 18

Sunday 1 December 2013 22:50

Am I the only that read this and automatically thought about Mika's song "Grace Kelly"?

souljacker 11

Monday 2 December 2013 0:57

I'm oddly impressed by this.

cranesky 1

Monday 2 December 2013 0:59

That is a kind of therapy to cure you

tw123 1

Monday 2 December 2013 1:40

That means you're winning

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