Mental health, Therapist and Psychology: Bored

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By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 803

You deserved it 120

By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 270

You deserved it 7 599

Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 086

You deserved it 132

By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 463

You deserved it 4 308

RIP

By Ehmed Ousmane - 25/09/2024 15:00 - Pakistan

Today, my therapist died from a heart attack, all while telling me not to stress over anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 87

Support system

By Riskreh - 23/09/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 281

You deserved it 8 841

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 662

You deserved it 48 084

By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 210

You deserved it 38 772

The winds of change

By Fuck me. - 20/08/2022 22:00

Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML

I agree, your life sucks 799

You deserved it 172

So lonely

By majestic09 - 17/02/2023 10:00

Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 671

You deserved it 166

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 June 2022 15:49

I'm sure your inner conflicts are very compelling and your therapist should...zzz...zzz...zzz... ...oh, where was I?

Gemfez 15

Friday 10 June 2022 10:34

Time to get a new therapist

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 June 2022 15:49

I'm sure your inner conflicts are very compelling and your therapist should...zzz...zzz...zzz... ...oh, where was I?

Gemfez 15

Friday 10 June 2022 10:34

Time to get a new therapist

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