Miscellaneous: Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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By Deety - 18/01/2017 08:11

Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML

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Let it out

By :-( - 17/07/2013 05:22 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML

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By Sad Sally - 24/04/2012 11:22 - United States

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

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By purpleskylight - 27/06/2012 05:29 - United States - Lexington

Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

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By blah. - 05/04/2010 10:14 - Thailand

Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 19:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML

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Bored

By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 12:44

Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 1 December 2013 14:52

OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".

Comments

mcrfan45 10

Monday 2 December 2013 21:33

I have too

Incitus 9

Monday 2 December 2013 22:04

I know what this FML means, but I keep reading it as though the psychologist was destroyed and all that remains is his/her tears.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Monday 2 December 2013 22:25

Oh no you broke the psychologist

lVlrReaper 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 2:15

....bravo *slow claps*

silicon_fusion 6

Tuesday 3 December 2013 4:42

Mine refused to see me anymore after the first visit

sthrnbell 9

Thursday 5 December 2013 4:46

Sad to say but.. Been there and done that also. Your not sure if you should be consoling them or freaked out at their lack of professionalism.

an3ph 20

Friday 6 December 2013 7:01

There should be an award for "most concise FML".

museerux01 10

Tuesday 10 December 2013 19:52

DivinePrince 18

Sunday 29 December 2013 21:44

Psychologists are humans too. Many of them become psychologists secretly because they have their own problems as well.

theprinceoflol 12

Saturday 4 July 2015 23:30

Amazing

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