Mental health, Awkward and Therapist: Funny story - FML

Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 17:09

In that case, you should do stand-up comedy instead of therapy. If you're going to make people laugh with your problems, you might as well get paid for it rather than paying.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 17:09

In that case, you should do stand-up comedy instead of therapy. If you're going to make people laugh with your problems, you might as well get paid for it rather than paying.

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