By anonymous - United States - Honolulu
  Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
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  maronofhearts  |  19

Well he's definitely gunna need car insurance now, a baseball bat related incident is sure to strangely occur.
Anyway full coverage gets most guys off if you know what I mean

By  Jharrist89  |  12

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"Yeah, well she should, because she's a guy." :)

By  LovesSushi  |  25

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  LovesSushi  |  25

He could have even called a phone sex line. Maybe he has an addiction that needs addressed. Im just saying that if she wants to save her marriage, at least she won't be rising about stds or imagining him actually having sex with another woman

  Jechtael  |  10

My ex was an Allstate girl. Unfortunately for her, the deep voice did it for me ; )

OP: Either you've got a cheater with a great sense of humor, a husband with a disturbing relationship with his insurance, or a great sense of humor and possibly no husband at all. Whatever the case, favorited!