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So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

"And he's making you hard?"


So he's either cheating on you with a woman, a man, or he's just really enthusiastic about car insurance.

What you wearing "jake?!?" Ummmmm khakis..........

She sounds hideous.

Well she's a guy so...

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#42 you didn't read the comments above you huh?

I guess not #90, his name is very appropriate.

Well he's definitely gunna need car insurance now, a baseball bat related incident is sure to strangely occur. Anyway full coverage gets most guys off if you know what I mean

Well, she's a guy. So.....

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there… with a divorce settlement

So what it might not have been there when they posted happens a lot

Pretty sure it was there considering their post is under it.

It might have been posted while he was typing! Mind blown!

Except by car insurance you mean life insurance.

You are all beautiful people XD

MIght've had the comment box open for a while, letting it sit there.... It happens.

"And he's making you hard?"

He could have gotten a really great quote.

Or he's got a khaki fetish.

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you are dumb.

I second that

The official motion for 3 being dumb has passed.

That's one good neighbor!

Like a good neighbor, stay over there!

That's some good covering insurance!

The staff are very "hands-on" with their customers!

"sHe sounds hideous!”

"Yeah, well she should, because she's a guy." :)

Well she's a guy so...

Its from the state farm commercial. Geez.

I don't see why I got so many negative votes for merely continuing the quote from the commercial, when both other people got thumbs up. Lol. Oh well. It's still funny! :)

Its because you said it wrong.

lol. I better make sure I do my homework before I post then. Lol. :D

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Yes, because phone sex is just fine as long as they haven't met. Right? Wrong.

It doesn't matter. Cheating is cheating is cheating. She'd be a pushover to let this slip.

He could have even called a phone sex line. Maybe he has an addiction that needs addressed. Im just saying that if she wants to save her marriage, at least she won't be rising about stds or imagining him actually having sex with another woman

Don't knock it till you tried it, people. Flo from Progressive really gets me fired up, especially in random rain storms on the side of the road. rawr!

now you got me wanting to shop for insurance... ohhhh yeah

We make a great pair. "Huh?" Progressive and the outdoors! We make a great pair. "Uhh, yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking."

@21: now every time you shop for insurance, you gotta play some Barry White.

My ex was an Allstate girl. Unfortunately for her, the deep voice did it for me ; ) OP: Either you've got a cheater with a great sense of humor, a husband with a disturbing relationship with his insurance, or a great sense of humor and possibly no husband at all. Whatever the case, favorited!

You should ask what Jake from state farm is wearing.

Blue shirt and beige khakis .. Duh

"Uhh... Khakis?.-."

#12- we're not in best buy.

call back and try if it makes him 'hard'

This makes no sense, please try again.

Well she ( his wife ) couldn't or won't make him hard so what. She won't cause she probably the one with at two other guys