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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Sunday 1 December 2013 12:44

Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 1 December 2013 14:52

OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".

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aktail01 10

Monday 2 December 2013 1:55

You deserve a cookie

AnonymousUsers 14

Monday 2 December 2013 3:20

What did you say?

ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Monday 2 December 2013 4:09

Actually, this is possible. If you're dealing with something that is a diffucult topic for the psychologist (for example, a bad memory) he/she can become emotional. This can be caused if the patient acts in an aggressive way towards the therapist.

khaoticpanda 28

Monday 2 December 2013 5:12

How did this get past the moderators?

khaoticpanda 28

Monday 2 December 2013 5:22

How did this get past the moderators?

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 2 December 2013 7:59

Shouldn't it be the other way around.

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 12:31

So don't peel onions during your appointment!

yerbduebeenehe 16

Monday 2 December 2013 14:54

I find this amusing.

JudgeComrade 17

Monday 2 December 2013 15:48

Was the psychologist crying or laughing too hard...?

Cr8zier 2

Monday 2 December 2013 18:37

you're my hero.

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