Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
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Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
Let it out
Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML
Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML
Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML
Bored
Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML
Emotional
Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.
MrSassypants 33
OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".
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Comments (97)
perdix 29
I'll bet you told her you were flat broke and wouldn't be paying her bill. Everyone hates being stiffed!
bobypalcka 10
You must have a great story to tell. I would recommend you to write a book.
Rainhawk94 27
Way too much story missing
perdix 29
Crying is the old psychologists' trick where waving the "bullshit" flag and laughing in your face would be what they really want to do.
FrankHotpants 31
Achievement unlocked
Breegotcake 14
Op need to do an follow up; so they call tell everyone how they manage to do that.
myeviltwin 20
WIn!!!!!!!
DippinGrizzly907 27
Dear god. How sad/****** up/twisted is your life? 0.0
suri23 11
Congratulations;-)
JanisEvans 10
I do that all the time, too. It feels horrible, doesn't it?
JimBobJimBob 5
You do that all the time? You make psychologists cry all the time? Somehow I doubt that.