Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML
Today, I tried to reheat some leftover pizza in the microwave but forgot to take the plastic wrap off. The microwave filled with smoke, and the plastic melted onto the pizza. I ate burnt plastic-flavored pizza for lunch, because pizza is pizza and I couldn't bring myself to through it away. FML
Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Tomorrow, you’ll be pooping Legos. Looking forward to that FML.
Eddie Niemann 8
Bruh how tf do you not know you’re eating plastic ?
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RichardPencil 32
Tomorrow, you’ll be pooping Legos. Looking forward to that FML.
nononsense14 8
So.... you don't cook/warm your food before eating?
Inkoseh 33
Eating hotdogs cold is like eating bologna. Hot dogs are pre-cooked meats so there is no harm, unless you also eat the plastic that they're wrapped in.
Eddie Niemann 8
Bruh how tf do you not know you’re eating plastic ?
Lobby_Bee 18
You better hope is comes out the other end. Dig through your feaces and reconstruct the hotdog wrapper to make sure your body has expelled everything. Good luck mate.
samomaha 17
This takes a special kind of stupid. Until you learn to read direc tions, bext have someone else prepare your food. Mac and cheese must be really crunchy and powdery at your house!
tiptoppc 21
WTF did you have a stroke or did I?
bgbwtp 13
While I agree you should've been more careful, I have to wonder why each hot dog was individually wrapped? That seems excessive and unnecessary. Either way, please be more careful next time!
Neevster 18
They do it sometimes depending on the company. My dad went camping once and didn't realize that until the plastic started bubbling while the hotdog was being roasted over the fire. Luckily he didn't eat it
bgbwtp 13
That's just so weird to me! I guess I can see it, though, like camping. A lot less food waste from spoiling ...
Devilina1998 8
Lying for attention. there's NO WAY you didn't notice... dummy
Mel Fioravanti 8
You literally eat assholes, hooves, bones and intestines and you’re worried about eating some plastic?
alicelouise66 5
you seriously couldn't tell the difference between a hot dog and plastic? ydi
tiptoppc 21
I think what we have here is a Kevin. If you don’t know what that is, go look up stories about Kevin on youtube. Cringe, and laugh you ass off.