Miscellaneous: Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but...

By Oops - 28/08/2017 03:30 - United Kingdom - Bakewell

Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Candy - 20/05/2010 12:37 - United States

Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By Bonapp - 09/02/2012 22:11 - France

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

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By ashhatches - 27/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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Uh oh…

By Klingon - 04/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 4:41

Tomorrow, you’ll be pooping Legos. Looking forward to that FML.

Eddie Niemann 8

Monday 28 August 2017 4:54

Bruh how tf do you not know you’re eating plastic ?

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 4:41

Tomorrow, you’ll be pooping Legos. Looking forward to that FML.

nononsense14 8

Monday 28 August 2017 4:48

So.... you don't cook/warm your food before eating?

Seeya55 31

Monday 28 August 2017 13:01

Eating hotdogs cold is like eating bologna. Hot dogs are pre-cooked meats so there is no harm, unless you also eat the plastic that they're wrapped in.

Eddie Niemann 8

Monday 28 August 2017 4:54

Bruh how tf do you not know you’re eating plastic ?

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 28 August 2017 6:24

You better hope is comes out the other end. Dig through your feaces and reconstruct the hotdog wrapper to make sure your body has expelled everything. Good luck mate.

samomaha 17

Monday 28 August 2017 17:31

This takes a special kind of stupid. Until you learn to read direc tions, bext have someone else prepare your food. Mac and cheese must be really crunchy and powdery at your house!

bgbwtp 13

Tuesday 29 August 2017 0:23

While I agree you should've been more careful, I have to wonder why each hot dog was individually wrapped? That seems excessive and unnecessary. Either way, please be more careful next time!

Neevster 18

Tuesday 29 August 2017 3:56

They do it sometimes depending on the company. My dad went camping once and didn't realize that until the plastic started bubbling while the hotdog was being roasted over the fire. Luckily he didn't eat it