By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
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  \  |  28

Initially I missed the "come to" and just read it as "come during dental surgery." For a second there I thought OP spontaneously orgasmed, which caused him to wake up...

  thekidracb  |  7

I was pretty sure that OP said "come", not "come to", that alone dropped the ask time greatness of this FML, but this is still pretty awesome

  Silvinomiae  |  20

I Hart jrock and the down voted comments. LOL #Hart your an harry tråwler eat burnt kelloggs flakes.
That a side - jrock you are a lovely consistency in my every day life. Thank you for being you.

  FMLHorrorMan  |  3

@73, be glad this is not a Yahoo comment. I have seen some posts with the best of intentions receive over a thousand dislikes, and I am quite sure there has been much worse number of dislikes on FML. Personally, I do not see anything wrong with Jrock's comment, so he thinks it is funny, big deal, let him have his fun. It might not have been funny to the person who posted this FML, but come on, you must admit, it does seem pretty hilarious, and I am quite sure the doctors were just joking. I have been to enough doctors and dentists to know what I am talking about, and NONE seemed like the kind to joke about death, at least not in front of their patient, or be insensitive enough to the patient, at least not enough to call them a f*er.

@19, dude, that's just low.

  jw90  |  18

Clearly they were joking, but that is creepy as hell to say when you notice someone coming to. I wouldn't have taken it well either OP.

  Palirose  |  22

I don't really think its creepy. I've had surgeons joke with me. Etc they probably just wanted to mess with OP and were not serious at all. Not everything has to be super serious. Lighten up a little

  Mossears133  |  15

I get that they're joking, and, under normal circumstances, that's totally fine. This situation, however, combine two of the scariest things (at least for me): dental work and waking up during surgery

  Peachy2392  |  26

I was just joking, not a good joke, but I didn't mean anything by it. I do believe if you comment with a well known political figure as your profile picture, you're going to get some back lash or comments related to anything controversial that they've done.

  rememberkids  |  14

actually dentistry is not govt subsidised except if ur on disability (in BC anyway). and even then its $2000 every 3 years. otherwise its private health insurance for you!

  kaitlynjane  |  28

There's actually a movie that's relatively similar to this, only the patient was going in for heart surgery. I know, that's not even close to being the same as getting a tooth pulled, but I mean in terms of the anesthesia and waking up before he's supposed to.

His conscious then leaves his body and discovers that the doctors are actually trying to kill him because his new wife is in on it with them, and he's some super rich kid and she wants his money.

It wasn't the best movie I've ever seen, but it wasn't the worst. I think it's called "Awake."

  JaneChemi_fml  |  21

there was also one where a dentist would fondle his female patients while they were under. it wasn't a porno I swear! these investigators had to gather evidence and lock him up.

  HarleyBlues  |  24

I wish I could thumb this up about 15 more times.