Today, I got married and it was wonderful. I had a beautiful mermaid-style tight dress, had fun with my husband, and drunk like there was no tomorrow. Then my bridesmaid forcefully took me to the bathroom to show a big, red stain on my butt. My period came two weeks early. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.
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snowdrift
| 6
Bloody hell.
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snowdrift
| 6
Bloody hell.
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RichardPencil
| 27
When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.
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real life problems
| 26
Did you finish the wedding in sweatpants?
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zuckerburg
| 21
It was a wine stain... right.... glad you enjoyed your wedding regardless
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melisssa87
| 30
Didn’t you feel the period coming? You know because of gravity and it feels like a bubble
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julfunky
| 28
When sober I noticed when I got my period because I could feel it. I didn’t feel a “bubble,” I just felt extra wet. By the time I noticed I’d already leaked onto the underwear. So it’s safe to say that if I were hammered when I got my period that I may not have even noticed.
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hellphone_fml
| 37
Stress does that to you I'm sorry op
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AzrielB
| 8
at least you didn't have the poop body suit fml
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acmariner99
| 23
Would it be better if it were two weeks late?
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I'veRunOuttaPatience
| 11
At least your bridesmaid did her duty and got you out of there as soon as she noticed.
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Cat's Paw
| 15
If your family and friends care about you, they will photoshop out any big, red stains out of any pictures and NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.