FML : Today, I got married and it was wonderful. I had a beautiful mermaid-style tight dress, had fun with my husband, and drunk like there was no tomorrow....

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Today, I got married and it was wonderful. I had a beautiful mermaid-style tight dress, had fun with my husband, and drunk like there was no tomorrow. Then my bridesmaid forcefully took me to the bathroom to show a big, red stain on my butt. My period came two weeks early. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kotolokacja - / Friday 24 August 2018 06:00 / Poland - Plock

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7681713 - Friday 24 August 2018 6:45

When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

By snowdrift | 6

#7681710 - Friday 24 August 2018 6:04

Bloody hell.

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By snowdrift | 6

#7681710 - Friday 24 August 2018 6:04

Bloody hell.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7681713 - Friday 24 August 2018 6:45

When you sent out the wedding invitations, you never leave out Aunt Flo — she might just barge in uninvited.

By real life problems | 26

#7681720 - Friday 24 August 2018 7:22

Did you finish the wedding in sweatpants?

By zuckerburg | 21

#7681766 - Friday 24 August 2018 8:37

It was a wine stain... right.... glad you enjoyed your wedding regardless

By melisssa87 | 30

#7681936 - Friday 24 August 2018 13:45

Didn’t you feel the period coming? You know because of gravity and it feels like a bubble

julfunky | 26

#7682135 - Friday 24 August 2018 21:22

When sober I noticed when I got my period because I could feel it. I didn’t feel a “bubble,” I just felt extra wet. By the time I noticed I’d already leaked onto the underwear. So it’s safe to say that if I were hammered when I got my period that I may not have even noticed.