sounds like she should be grateful that she has her period!!

That just plain out sucks Period.

welcome to womenhood.

damn..i was about to make it happen :O

Wow OP you sound like your 45 or sumthin getting drunk like that...

if she had sex last night, she could still be pregnant.

you mean she could be pregnant even if she didn't have sex and she could lose being pregnant if she did? holy crap OMG

ke$ha is that you?

No, no 85, it's Britney Spears. Come on now!

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU BRITANY SPEARS?!?!?!?!

Sounds like you had a Brittney Spears-esque night.

I really don't think you are kidding...

hahaha thanks for the laugh!

sounds like a new movie hangover 3 ladies edition

Time to buy a wig, some tampons, and some aspirin? I think yes.

58: Yes, because that completely makes sense, dip-wad!

#2, you're hot.

Back off. he's mine

73- Jersey Shore?

agree 101

Ouch is correct. At least she didn't wake up with balls. Now that'd be some crazy shi...

or best night ever.

Aww your dog is adorable :-)

I think she just said that to emphasize on the fact that she is a girl, which means a shaved head is even worse.

Either way. Periods are very bad for some women. So this whole FML would completely suck. but I still give OP an YDI.

Speak for yourself! Periods are horrible.

yeah, you could be splattered all over the ground, or dead in the water

Your so full of it. Not everyone who drinks needs AA. Just cuz she has asshole friends doesn't make her a drunk.

I think the fact that she was drunk makes her a drunk.

61 - Have you noted that Doc is sarcastic in 99.9% of his comments?

Steff- I think that's a resounding "No." Wow Canucks...just when I was going to compliment you on your choice of hockey teams...I'm hurt now. I'm going to go cry in the corner and eat a whole package of Oreos.

This makes me think canucks is an alchy. Poor guy... AA helps! Really! He's just not ready to take the first step: Denial.

So when he gets to step two, will he have to admit that the higher power that can restore his sanity is...Sirin?

Good lord. You're still freaking out! Rule of thumb. The ones one here most often (Cinn/JaneDoe/Nerdsgetmehot) make intelligent comments and give more insight to the situation. Other rule: People like me/Doc/Pendatik/Kay/Trollz4daLulz are all sarcastic, so assume that most comments made will not be made in a serious form. Breathe, kiddo.

cutest picture evarrrr!!!

7 for all you know from the post that could be the first time op has ever drank. it's ok to drink every once in a while.

yet..

she could still be pregnant..

Awh true :(

I'm pretty sure the OP knows the difference between blood out of her ass and blood out of her vagina.

Yeah, seriously. This isn't South Park, I'm pretty sure a female would know the difference between rectal bleeding and a period.

How about non-consensual surprise vaginal sex? If done in a certain way, it can cause bleeding.

nasty.