Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
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renaet
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At least your not pregnant :]
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magaliwoodrock
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WOW, That really sucks
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magaliwoodrock
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WOW, That really sucks
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slushpup9696
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sounds like she should be grateful that she has her period!!
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StoryOfTheYear
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That just plain out sucks
Period.
Period.
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rallets
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welcome to womenhood.
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rallets
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damn..i was about to make it happen :O
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_TONGAN_
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Wow OP you sound like your 45 or sumthin getting drunk like that...
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sarah48_fml
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if she had sex last night, she could still be pregnant.
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btnhdude
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you mean she could be pregnant even if she didn't have sex and she could lose being pregnant if she did?
holy crap OMG
holy crap OMG
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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ke$ha is that you?
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bamagrl410
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No, no 85, it's Britney Spears. Come on now!
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hunterman
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HOLY SHIT ARE YOU BRITANY SPEARS?!?!?!?!
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priscilla_28
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Sounds like you had a Brittney Spears-esque night.
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j0eStER
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I really don't think you are kidding...
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lakaiskate
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hahaha thanks for the laugh!
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evry1luvspuns
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sounds like a new movie hangover 3 ladies edition
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YourMomxD
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Time to buy a wig, some tampons, and some aspirin? I think yes.
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Challos
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58: Yes, because that completely makes sense, dip-wad!
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lol32360
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FYL!
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Bullet4MyChemaMo
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#2, you're hot.
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WhatTheFuq
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Back off. he's mine
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melkell
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73- Jersey Shore?
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1greatsk8er
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agree 101
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crzymarine
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Ouch
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FYLminerocks
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Ouch is correct. At least she didn't wake up with balls. Now that'd be some crazy shi...
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TashaLenaKitty
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Hahaha wow OP FYL! I'm sorry,that's really really shitty!
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Brittneyyyy
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Worst day ever!
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austo97
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or best night ever.
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BethiiGeex
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Aww your dog is adorable :-)
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cowsgomooatyou
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Periods aren't so bad :). But to the rest wow, just wow. FYL.
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hiddydiddy
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I think she just said that to emphasize on the fact that she is a girl, which means a shaved head is even worse.
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lovinit5683
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Either way. Periods are very bad for some women. So this whole FML would completely suck. but I still give OP an YDI.
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Lilllly_1316
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Speak for yourself! Periods are horrible.
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roaminginsomniac
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Another Great reason NOT to be a drunk!! Get into AA. next time you wake up after a bunge, it could be worse.
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hypnos_fml
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yeah, you could be splattered all over the ground, or dead in the water
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Onebadmazda
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Your so full of it. Not everyone who drinks needs AA. Just cuz she has asshole friends doesn't make her a drunk.
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DocBastard
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I think the fact that she was drunk makes her a drunk.
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5t3ff1k4h
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61 - Have you noted that Doc is sarcastic in 99.9% of his comments?
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DocBastard
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Steff- I think that's a resounding "No."
Wow Canucks...just when I was going to compliment you on your choice of hockey teams...I'm hurt now. I'm going to go cry in the corner and eat a whole package of Oreos.
Wow Canucks...just when I was going to compliment you on your choice of hockey teams...I'm hurt now. I'm going to go cry in the corner and eat a whole package of Oreos.
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5t3ff1k4h
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This makes me think canucks is an alchy. Poor guy... AA helps! Really! He's just not ready to take the first step: Denial.
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DocBastard
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So when he gets to step two, will he have to admit that the higher power that can restore his sanity is...Sirin?
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5t3ff1k4h
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Good lord. You're still freaking out!
Rule of thumb. The ones one here most often (Cinn/JaneDoe/Nerdsgetmehot) make intelligent comments and give more insight to the situation. Other rule: People like me/Doc/Pendatik/Kay/Trollz4daLulz are all sarcastic, so assume that most comments made will not be made in a serious form.
Breathe, kiddo.
Rule of thumb. The ones one here most often (Cinn/JaneDoe/Nerdsgetmehot) make intelligent comments and give more insight to the situation. Other rule: People like me/Doc/Pendatik/Kay/Trollz4daLulz are all sarcastic, so assume that most comments made will not be made in a serious form.
Breathe, kiddo.
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CJrox606
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cutest picture evarrrr!!!
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azhein
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7 for all you know from the post that could be the first time op has ever drank. it's ok to drink every once in a while.
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renaet
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At least your not pregnant :]
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moosemonkey1000
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yet..
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sarah48_fml
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she could still be pregnant..
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luvyah
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Awh true :(
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omgYoUbasTards
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ARe you sure it's a period? and not just the aftermath of non-consensual surprise buttsecks??
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jakeisawake
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I'm pretty sure the OP knows the difference between blood out of her ass and blood out of her vagina.
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allmidnighteyes
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Yeah, seriously. This isn't South Park, I'm pretty sure a female would know the difference between rectal bleeding and a period.
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5t3ff1k4h
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How about non-consensual surprise vaginal sex? If done in a certain way, it can cause bleeding.
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misterphilreece
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nasty.
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jakeisawake
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Haha, I was going to make fun of where the OP is from, but uhh... I'm from Florida. So all I can say is we party hard.
A shaved head when drunk is funny, but it's even funnier when you are a girl. Fuck your life.
A shaved head when drunk is funny, but it's even funnier when you are a girl. Fuck your life.