By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
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renaet 0

At least your not pregnant :]

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slushpup9696 12

sounds like she should be grateful that she has her period!!

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rallets 22

welcome to womenhood.

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rallets 22

damn..i was about to make it happen :O

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_TONGAN_ 5

Wow OP you sound like your 45 or sumthin getting drunk like that...

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sarah48_fml 0

if she had sex last night, she could still be pregnant.

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btnhdude 0

you mean she could be pregnant even if she didn't have sex and she could lose being pregnant if she did? holy crap OMG

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bamagrl410 31

No, no 85, it's Britney Spears. Come on now!

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hunterman 0

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU BRITANY SPEARS?!?!?!?!

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priscilla_28 5

Sounds like you had a Brittney Spears-esque night.

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j0eStER 0

I really don't think you are kidding...

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lakaiskate 12

hahaha thanks for the laugh!

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evry1luvspuns 0

sounds like a new movie hangover 3 ladies edition

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YourMomxD 8

Time to buy a wig, some tampons, and some aspirin? I think yes.

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Challos 5

58: Yes, because that completely makes sense, dip-wad!

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FYLminerocks 7

Ouch is correct. At least she didn't wake up with balls. Now that'd be some crazy shi...

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TashaLenaKitty 0

Hahaha wow OP FYL! I'm sorry,that's really really shitty!

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cowsgomooatyou 8

Periods aren't so bad :). But to the rest wow, just wow. FYL.

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hiddydiddy 0

I think she just said that to emphasize on the fact that she is a girl, which means a shaved head is even worse.

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lovinit5683 0

Either way. Periods are very bad for some women. So this whole FML would completely suck. but I still give OP an YDI.

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Lilllly_1316 0

Speak for yourself! Periods are horrible.

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roaminginsomniac 0

Another Great reason NOT to be a drunk!! Get into AA. next time you wake up after a bunge, it could be worse.

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hypnos_fml 0

yeah, you could be splattered all over the ground, or dead in the water

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Onebadmazda 0

Your so full of it. Not everyone who drinks needs AA. Just cuz she has asshole friends doesn't make her a drunk.

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DocBastard 38

I think the fact that she was drunk makes her a drunk.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

61 - Have you noted that Doc is sarcastic in 99.9% of his comments?

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DocBastard 38

Steff- I think that's a resounding "No." Wow Canucks...just when I was going to compliment you on your choice of hockey teams...I'm hurt now. I'm going to go cry in the corner and eat a whole package of Oreos.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

This makes me think canucks is an alchy. Poor guy... AA helps! Really! He's just not ready to take the first step: Denial.

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DocBastard 38

So when he gets to step two, will he have to admit that the higher power that can restore his sanity is...Sirin?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Good lord. You're still freaking out! Rule of thumb. The ones one here most often (Cinn/JaneDoe/Nerdsgetmehot) make intelligent comments and give more insight to the situation. Other rule: People like me/Doc/Pendatik/Kay/Trollz4daLulz are all sarcastic, so assume that most comments made will not be made in a serious form. Breathe, kiddo.

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azhein 0

7 for all you know from the post that could be the first time op has ever drank. it's ok to drink every once in a while.

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omgYoUbasTards 0

ARe you sure it's a period? and not just the aftermath of non-consensual surprise buttsecks??

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jakeisawake 3

I'm pretty sure the OP knows the difference between blood out of her ass and blood out of her ******.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Yeah, seriously. This isn't South Park, I'm pretty sure a female would know the difference between rectal bleeding and a period.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

How about non-consensual surprise vaginal sex? If done in a certain way, it can cause bleeding.

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jakeisawake 3

Haha, I was going to make fun of where the OP is from, but uhh... I'm from Florida. So all I can say is we party hard. A shaved head when drunk is funny, but it's even funnier when you are a girl. **** your life.

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