By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:46 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML
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I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

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Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

No sir, it would be a trial oxygen tank

Gosh, that sucks. 40 isn't old, OP. Those people are just money-hungry.

40 is the new 30

70 is the new 20. *hands grandma a parachute*

I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

I guess 40 is the new 60

As a 20 year old, that scares me.

Happy Birthday!

I see an excellent opportunity for re-gifting.

Life seems to go by quick but it's just an illusion

Happy birthday , FML style . Hopefully you can at least have a fun night out .

40 is the new 20! Happy birthday!

If you didn't get anything from your family then you're related to assholes.