Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:46 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:28

I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

xlord 27

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:28

Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

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xlord 27

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:28

Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

wildgenius 13

Sunday 4 January 2015 1:54

No sir, it would be a trial oxygen tank

Pauline96_fml 20

Friday 9 January 2015 3:46

Or a coffin

patrickeli 15

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:28

Gosh, that sucks. 40 isn't old, OP. Those people are just money-hungry.

desoxyn242 14

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:55

40 is the new 30

Just_A_Tree 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 6:05

70 is the new 20. *hands grandma a parachute*

XBurytheCastleX 25

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:28

I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

sorryheadphones 26

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:29

I guess 40 is the new 60

lexi365 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:09

As a 20 year old, that scares me.

flufee2 27

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:31

Happy Birthday!

Murilirum 23

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:31

I see an excellent opportunity for re-gifting.

emmatheamazingx 17

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:35

Life seems to go by quick but it's just an illusion

devildog562 33

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:36

Happy birthday , FML style . Hopefully you can at least have a fun night out .

everlastingsnow_fml 14

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:37

40 is the new 20! Happy birthday!

Epickitty58 29

Saturday 3 January 2015 5:41

If you didn't get anything from your family then you're related to assholes.

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