Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML
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XBurytheCastleX
| 25
I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL
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xlord
| 27
Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?
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xlord
| 27
Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?
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wildgenius
| 13
No sir, it would be a trial oxygen tank
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Pauline96_fml
| 20
Or a coffin
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patrickeli
| 15
Gosh, that sucks. 40 isn't old, OP. Those people are just money-hungry.
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desoxyn242
| 14
40 is the new 30
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Just_A_Tree
| 20
70 is the new 20. *hands grandma a parachute*
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XBurytheCastleX
| 25
I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL
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sorryheadphones
| 26
I guess 40 is the new 60
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lexi365
| 20
As a 20 year old, that scares me.
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flufee2
| 27
Happy Birthday!
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Murilirum
| 23
I see an excellent opportunity for re-gifting.
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emmatheamazingx
| 17
Life seems to go by quick but it's just an illusion
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devildog562
| 33
Happy birthday , FML style . Hopefully you can at least have a fun night out .
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everlastingsnow_fml
| 14
40 is the new 20! Happy birthday!
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Epickitty58
| 29
If you didn't get anything from your family then you're related to assholes.