By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:46 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML
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XBurytheCastleX 25
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I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

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xlord 27
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Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

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xlord 27
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Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

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wildgenius 13
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No sir, it would be a trial oxygen tank

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patrickeli 15
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Gosh, that sucks. 40 isn't old, OP. Those people are just money-hungry.

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desoxyn242 14
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40 is the new 30

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Just_A_Tree 20
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70 is the new 20. *hands grandma a parachute*

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XBurytheCastleX 25
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I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

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sorryheadphones 26
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I guess 40 is the new 60

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lexi365 20
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As a 20 year old, that scares me.

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flufee2 27
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Happy Birthday!

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Murilirum 23
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I see an excellent opportunity for re-gifting.

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emmatheamazingx 17
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Life seems to go by quick but it's just an illusion

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devildog562 33
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Happy birthday , FML style . Hopefully you can at least have a fun night out .

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everlastingsnow_fml 14
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40 is the new 20! Happy birthday!

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Epickitty58 29
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If you didn't get anything from your family then you're related to assholes.

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