FML : Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 January 2015 22:46 / United States - Las Vegas

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By XBurytheCastleX | 25

#6161326 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:28

I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

By xlord | 27

#6161324 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:28

Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

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By xlord | 27

#6161324 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:28

Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

wildgenius | 13

#6162046 - Sunday 4 January 2015 01:54

No sir, it would be a trial oxygen tank

Pauline96_fml | 20

#6167275 - Friday 9 January 2015 03:46

Or a coffin

By patrickeli | 15

#6161325 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:28

Gosh, that sucks. 40 isn't old, OP. Those people are just money-hungry.

desoxyn242 | 14

#6161362 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:55

40 is the new 30

Just_A_Tree | 20

#6161369 - Saturday 3 January 2015 06:05

70 is the new 20. *hands grandma a parachute*

By XBurytheCastleX | 25

#6161326 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:28

I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

By sorryheadphones | 26

#6161329 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:29

I guess 40 is the new 60

lexi365 | 20

#6161405 - Saturday 3 January 2015 07:09

As a 20 year old, that scares me.

By flufee2 | 26

#6161335 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:31

Happy Birthday!

By Murilirum | 23

#6161336 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:31

I see an excellent opportunity for re-gifting.

By emmatheamazingx | 17

#6161340 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:35

Life seems to go by quick but it's just an illusion

By devildog562 | 33

#6161341 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:36

Happy birthday , FML style . Hopefully you can at least have a fun night out .

By everlastingsnow_fml | 14

#6161342 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:37

40 is the new 20! Happy birthday!

By Epickitty58 | 29

#6161346 - Saturday 3 January 2015 05:41

If you didn't get anything from your family then you're related to assholes.

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