Embarrassing, Clothes and Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often...

By ChrissySoltys - 02/05/2011 06:39 - Canada

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

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By birdiebeth13 - 10/04/2013 17:41 - United States - Chippewa Falls

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2015 23:24 - Sweden - Huddinge

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML

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By EmBAREassed - 31/07/2009 13:43 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

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By lateralligator - 14/09/2019 02:02

Today, I realized I need to lose weight when I split my pants wide open while at my job directing a funeral, bowing to the casket in front of 200 silent devout attendees, during prayers. I picked that day to wear a red thong. FML

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Smile!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2017 15:00

Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML

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Sir Mix-a-Lot's mom

By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 10:00

Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML

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livgasms 4

Monday 2 May 2011 11:47

this happened to me too, except it was my yoga suit and I was commando FML.

singer4life666 0

Monday 2 May 2011 11:55

That's why you wear a shirt long enough to cover your ass when you wear leggings.

Comments

blizzle718 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:18

oooh weee ! ;)

CallMeHush 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:19

And we have loved every minute of it!

AmericanGirl69 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:19

She was just ASSking for it, you know?

iliketurdles 7

Monday 2 May 2011 17:23

The world? how big is your ass exactly?

iliketurdles 7

Monday 2 May 2011 17:23

The world? how big is your ass exactly?

CanuckPopcicle 2

Monday 2 May 2011 17:26

Serves you right for wearing leggings as pants. Get some longer shirts or some real pants!

alchemic_rb 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:27

thats what u get for wearing just leggings alone u hoodrat

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:51

uhh... I've seem mostly white people/ valley girls/ slutty suburban girls wear leggings at all... just saying

mayhugh7 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:33

pictures or it never happened

welandedonthemoo 5

Monday 2 May 2011 17:35

I luv that

willowflame13 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:45

Leggings are NOT pants!

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