Elvis has left the building

By lateralligator - 14/09/2019 02:02

Today, I realized I need to lose weight when I split my pants wide open while at my job directing a funeral, bowing to the casket in front of 200 silent devout attendees, during prayers. I picked that day to wear a red thong. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 14 September 2019 7:06

Or perhaps wear larger pants???

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 September 2019 5:29

By my calculations, that's about 100 boners at a funeral. That might be some kind of record.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 September 2019 5:29

By my calculations, that's about 100 boners at a funeral. That might be some kind of record.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 16 September 2019 4:19

Usually, there's only one stiff at a funeral.

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 14 September 2019 7:06

Or perhaps wear larger pants???

zeeba_neighba 10

Sunday 15 September 2019 6:26

You're a woman❔ I wouldn't have minded one bit if I saw a woman showing me her red thong at my father's funeral last year.

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