Elvis has left the building

By lateralligator - 14/09/2019 02:02

Today, I realized I need to lose weight when I split my pants wide open while at my job directing a funeral, bowing to the casket in front of 200 silent devout attendees, during prayers. I picked that day to wear a red thong. FML
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Or perhaps wear larger pants???

By my calculations, that's about 100 boners at a funeral. That might be some kind of record.

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By my calculations, that's about 100 boners at a funeral. That might be some kind of record.

Usually, there's only one stiff at a funeral.

Or perhaps wear larger pants???

You're a woman❔ I wouldn't have minded one bit if I saw a woman showing me her red thong at my father's funeral last year.