Rejection Hurts - FML

Rejection Hurts

By FML Approved - 20/10/2017 04:00

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Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 20 October 2017 11:01

Sometimes the punch feels like it's just a liiiitle lower down.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 20 October 2017 11:01

Sometimes the punch feels like it's just a liiiitle lower down.

darkshadus 10

Friday 20 October 2017 16:49

Before I was married I would go to the clubs and if I got rejected (some people go to clubs just to reject people to make themselves feel superior) I would just shout NEXT! Then someone else would push them out of the way to talk with me. It was the best pick up line and it got those people back in the best way possible.

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