FML : Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By alchy - / Monday 2 May 2011 04:46 / United States

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By Beebow_fml | 5

#2444691 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:48

Get some self control

By babyyappld | 7

#2444701 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:51

I think it's time to get some help

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By Beebow_fml | 5

#2444691 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:48

Get some self control

rudie_fml | 0

#2444745 - Monday 2 May 2011 12:09

geesh.. that's pretty messed up.

khaya | 9

#2444890 - Monday 2 May 2011 12:50

Everyone is polite before they buy the vodka, Right Steve?

Garyy_fml | 11

#2444941 - Monday 2 May 2011 13:03

^ This guy is hilarious

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2444944 - Monday 2 May 2011 13:03

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

robbiboyo | 0

#2444950 - Monday 2 May 2011 13:05

who needs self control, just date the guy. Then you can get discount liquor and you won't be spending so much money.

holymolybro | 0

#2445152 - Monday 2 May 2011 14:07

It's better and more self controlled then ma'am and sir. Trust me.

sugarycupcake | 0

#2447738 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:14

wow ur quite a drunkard

ericownz101 | 0

#2451266 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:56

OP isn't an alcoholic.. they're just an alcohol enthusiast, persay. :p

JCHammer | 5

#2454453 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:17

She's what's known as a "collector". she just likes the bottles, guys, so chill out.

candyland13 | 6

#5340408 - Saturday 26 January 2013 6:07

Liquor stores sell soda too.

By livgasms | 4

#2444696 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:49

that's not really a big deal lol

By Jaykayfu | 0

#2444698 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:50

13, i agree with you

By babyyappld | 7

#2444701 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:51

I think it's time to get some help

mariazzz | 5

#2444982 - Monday 2 May 2011 13:12

I second that

kl_beans | 0

#2444989 - Monday 2 May 2011 13:14

I third that!

born_hustla | 26

#2445005 - Monday 2 May 2011 13:23

third.- word!

Death_From_Above | 0

#2445375 - Monday 2 May 2011 15:18

AA is for quitters!!!

andres19 | 0

#2445426 - Monday 2 May 2011 15:32

I actually dont see A problem with this

vistamar | 3

#2445582 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:22

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

Hotlanta | 5

#2446098 - Monday 2 May 2011 17:49

I don't see a problem with this at all. liquor stores have more things than just alcohol ya know. whoever said that's the only thing OP goes in there for??

WallyTheWombat | 0

#2453121 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:36

I was pretty good friends with the guy at the liquor store when I was 16, but that's because I went there every day after work to buy a bag of pretzels.

DustyStorm | 16

#5534627 - Friday 14 June 2013 14:32

Two days ago I woke up in a hospital with no idea how I got there. I started out the same way no too long ago. I'll save you a seat next to mine in AA which has probably just saved my life that I mistakenly almost lost. If not for my three friends, my angels, who found me I would have most certainly died the day before yesterday. It's just not worth it...I never thought that would happen to ME. Don't wait until it's too late! Please, for your family and friends who may not find you in time.