By liveviathetredmill - 01/10/2012 20:04 - United States - New York

Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

I know it's not true, but I always imagine an office full of evil Facebook employees picking the most offensive advertisments possible for every user.

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MURIKKA 11

Because god operates through Facebook ads....

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Danny0522 8

Why do you think people have all of those religious posts?

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gc327072 30

^Good point. It's a lot easier to do good things on the Internet than it is in real life, anyways.

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jetsown08 21

OP obviously didn't repost a status showing they loved God and now OP shall be smitten in the form of fatness.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Op scrolled past one of those annoying "like or die" posts

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CaptTeemo 10

Oh no.. I'm going to hell because I didn't like or share!

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desireev 17

You should have shared that damn photo of Jesus on the cross!

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Dixbfloppin 11

Oh God, those people are the annoying door-knocking bible-shoving asshats of the internet.

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MormonPornstar 7

19 - Regarding your picture: The sun burns hydrogen from it's core. Religious Bitches: 0 Atheists: 1

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BulldogHoops 14

94- Way to ignorantly categorize all religious people as "bitches". This really showcases your broad knowledge of the world.

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annetartica 6

Hmmmm....maybe that's a sign?

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ozone9914 2

For real fight your fatness don't love it and keep it

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KiddNYC1O 20

Start countdown to Facebook's inevitable demise.

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unknown_user5566 26

I know it's not true, but I always imagine an office full of evil Facebook employees picking the most offensive advertisments possible for every user.

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LaughinStock 16

4 it's true I've seen this place, its full of old myspace employees. I'VE ALREADY SAID

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unknown_user5566 26

WHY ARE YOU YELLING? :)

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LaughinStock 16

Sorry, the black suits tried to get me. :-/

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tymarie2012 31

I will never get that image out of my head..

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lil_ham1644 29

Yeah, I had to have an emergency hysterectomy last spring (I was 20) & for the next few months I kept getting ads for baby stuff. I finally got so depressed I deactivated my account.

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Bradley_Dillon 39

Facebook and Google ads are chosen by what you've searched.

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sweetmama88 6

Maybe that's gods way of telling you to get up off your butt and go to the gym !

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unknown_user5566 26

Your profile and username say you're "sweet". I feel duped.

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KiddNYC1O 20

They nailed the very honest part...

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ozone9914 2

why does this comment have so much dislikes? Like what the **** is wrong with going to the gym

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unknown_user5566 26

77- Nothing's wrong with going to the gym. It's just a ******* rude comment. See, I can use profanities too!

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desireev 17

78- *Adding to my list of favorite commenters right now!* Definitely, a win.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeah, I never understood "******* rude". Someone's accusing another of being offensive, yet using an offensive word to describe just how offensive the person was is nothing short of hypocritical.

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person961 9

It's Facebook, they advertise what you usually click on and browse, at least I think they do.

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Tookie22 5

Ya it's mostly based on job and your interests. Maybe you like working out, so they aren't implying you're fat.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

6- It's true, **** ads are CONSTANTLY showing up on my account...

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wolfhausen 7

Or if they use google plus/have a yahoo account the companies save your most frequented sites. Your just getting what you've already looked at slammed back in your face :/.

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s0m3guy2010 21

At least you're not getting targeted Viagra or Cialis ads all over your Facebook. I think that'd be worse that gym membership ads.

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DocBastard 38

All of my Facebook ads are about asses and holes. What the hell does that mean?

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unknown_user5566 26

That just means Facebook thinks you're interested in Donkeys and Golf. Don't sweat it, Doc. ;)

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It means Facebook wants you to be a proctologist.

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gc327072 30

Or a pirate doctor. They study booty.

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shneakycactus 2

anyone else want to try to find doc on facebook?

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