By liveviathetredmill - 01/10/2012 20:04 - United States - New York

Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 962
You deserved it 5 059

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unknown_user5566 26

I know it's not true, but I always imagine an office full of evil Facebook employees picking the most offensive advertisments possible for every user.

He's gone high-tech.

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God is trying to send you a message.

Because god operates through Facebook ads....

He's gone high-tech.

God isn't real.

Why do you think people have all of those religious posts?

^Good point. It's a lot easier to do good things on the Internet than it is in real life, anyways.

OP obviously didn't repost a status showing they loved God and now OP shall be smitten in the form of fatness.

Op scrolled past one of those annoying "like or die" posts

Oh no.. I'm going to hell because I didn't like or share!

desireev 17

You should have shared that damn photo of Jesus on the cross!

Oh God, those people are the annoying door-knocking bible-shoving asshats of the internet.

19 - Regarding your picture: The sun burns hydrogen from it's core. Religious Bitches: 0 Atheists: 1

94- Way to ignorantly categorize all religious people as "bitches". This really showcases your broad knowledge of the world.

annetartica 6

Hmmmm....maybe that's a sign?

Oh, you meant a roadsign. Right, gotcha.

The way she goes

ozone9914 2

For real fight your fatness don't love it and keep it

Yeah. A sign to get adblock.

Does the sign say whale crossing?

KiddNYC1O 20

Start countdown to Facebook's inevitable demise.

unknown_user5566 26

I know it's not true, but I always imagine an office full of evil Facebook employees picking the most offensive advertisments possible for every user.

4 it's true I've seen this place, its full of old myspace employees. I'VE ALREADY SAID

unknown_user5566 26

WHY ARE YOU YELLING? :)

Sorry, the black suits tried to get me. :-/

I will never get that image out of my head..

Yeah, I had to have an emergency hysterectomy last spring (I was 20) & for the next few months I kept getting ads for baby stuff. I finally got so depressed I deactivated my account.

Facebook and Google ads are chosen by what you've searched.

sweetmama88 6

Maybe that's gods way of telling you to get up off your butt and go to the gym !

unknown_user5566 26

Your profile and username say you're "sweet". I feel duped.

KiddNYC1O 20

They nailed the very honest part...

ozone9914 2

why does this comment have so much dislikes? Like what the fuck is wrong with going to the gym

unknown_user5566 26

77- Nothing's wrong with going to the gym. It's just a fucking rude comment. See, I can use profanities too!

desireev 17

78- *Adding to my list of favorite commenters right now!* Definitely, a win.

Yeah, I never understood "fucking rude". Someone's accusing another of being offensive, yet using an offensive word to describe just how offensive the person was is nothing short of hypocritical.

It's Facebook, they advertise what you usually click on and browse, at least I think they do.

Big brother of our time

Tookie22 5

Ya it's mostly based on job and your interests. Maybe you like working out, so they aren't implying you're fat.

6- It's true, porn ads are CONSTANTLY showing up on my account...

Or if they use google plus/have a yahoo account the companies save your most frequented sites. Your just getting what you've already looked at slammed back in your face :/.

...maybe it's a sign

At least you're not getting targeted Viagra or Cialis ads all over your Facebook. I think that'd be worse that gym membership ads.

All of my Facebook ads are about asses and holes. What the hell does that mean?

unknown_user5566 26

That just means Facebook thinks you're interested in Donkeys and Golf. Don't sweat it, Doc. ;)

It means Facebook wants you to be a proctologist.

Or a pirate doctor. They study booty.

anyone else want to try to find doc on facebook?

Ehhh most of them are fake anyways.