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I think you're dating a prostitute.
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Show it anywayOr just finish before the hour is up. We all know you don't last THAT long
Allow me to translate for 27. If she wants you to pay for sexual intercourse, politely tell her that you aren't interested.
As long as it's a reasonable price, that's a win, dude.
What are you, desperate? Women should never resort to selling their bodies to make money.
No but I was joking. I'm as against prostitution as you are
No but I was joking. I'm as against prostitution as you are
If you said "NOT!" at the end, then maaaaaybe you wouldn't have gotten so many negative votes. You may have even gotten in the black. In this case, however, you just sounded like one of those YOLO morons.
You fell victim to a double standard
Depends if she offers package deals.
She has herpes too?! :O
Escort? Maybe live will blossom... XD
That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.
Never pay from a girl/guy. You don't know what's been in their pants and from whom it's cum from.
You seem to have a way with understanding the ways of social conventions.. You don't stay in much. Do you?
You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.
#11, I just puked a little...
That you only touch with a rubber glove...
And it glows under black light.
And the back and front covers are a little worn out.
Well,you don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave after you're done! Lol.
What an ego-boosting perspective!
Hi Five!
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Show it anywayIf it gets to be that bad for you to the point where you say "Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get laid,' you definitely need to reconsider your priorities.
Look on the bright side, if you ever get desperate you know where your booty call is at!
Pay it! If she can make a living doing it, she must be damn good at it. This is one of those times that premature ejaculation has its advantages. It saves you $$$! If she rounds up to the nearest hour, be prepared for a 58-minute explanation of why that has never happened to you before.
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That was her clever way of saying "no". Take the hint.
You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.