You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.
If you said "NOT!" at the end, then maaaaaybe you wouldn't have gotten so many negative votes. You may have even gotten in the black. In this case, however, you just sounded like one of those YOLO morons.
#6, I thought it was her straightforward way of saying, "I don't find you attractive enough to give it away for free, but if there's money involved, you'll do."
You know how books at a library have a card in it to tell how many people have checked it out? She's the kind of book that comes with 3 of those cards.
If it gets to be that bad for you to the point where you say "Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get laid,' you definitely need to reconsider your priorities.
"Screwtiny"? Is that a pun because we're talking about prostitutes? Good one Perdix. You are the master. But you make a valid point. Scrutiny is bad for business, so she must be either great at her job or really cheap.
"quality of their Servixes is constantly under screwtiny"... Either you were really tired while writing that, a complete retard, or a comical genius. I'm guessing all three? Probably mostly the last.