By spougeineye1 - 03/04/2012 16:37 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML
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Same thing happens to me when I watch porn. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.

No way! I thought I was the only one! :)

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No way! I thought I was the only one! :)

I actually developed a limp from playing Skyrim too much...

and within a month OP will be using a cane, start being a prick, begin to call all his fellow peers idiots, and will be addicted to pain killers.

lol same thing happened to me. But not before my family started telling me I was talking like House. They're sick of my sarcasm.

OP and #2 - Just take 60 Minutes of rest. You should feel fine.

I used to watch HOUSE MD but then I.....

...forgot to pay your cable bill?

That's nothing. I've developed a Swedish accent from watching Pewdiepie.

Holy shit me too, always find myself talking like stefano and I'm like FUCK

78- First go listen to Robbaz on YouTube...KING OF SWEDEN!!

Robbaz here king of Sweden. LOOK AT MY FUCKING WALRUS!!

I have had quite a few marathon sessions of Doctor Who recently, and now my "thinking voice" is British and I'm developing a British accent.

Yeah, after I watch Doctor Who too much I also start developing characteristics like the Doctor, I noticed that with the eleventh one when I started acting a bit like him.. :P

wait for the lupus to set it.

It's never lupus

correction- It's hardly ever lupus.

Correction- its never lupus. (even when it is lupus, it's not lupus)

This post reminds me of Professor Lupin from Harry Potter.

#89 one time it was lupus.. Just once

That's almost as bad as the fathom cell phone ring.

Phantom** not "fathom." ugh.

Same thing happens to me when I watch porn. I subconsciously grow a 10 inch penis.

Lmao! I just spit out my coke!

comment of the day, kudos sir

Lmfao. Hilarious.

Lol you're awesome :p :)

I loved the gameshow Press Your Luck as a kid. Didn't give me an obsession to steal money like a Whammy. Now grow the hell up and stop limping

Did you ever see the Michael Larson episodes? where he figured out the pattern behind the board so he could win infinite free spins and avoid Whammies, and kept going for days?

grow the hell up and stop being a prick

House is awesome!!!! Now you just need to be sarcastic n mean!!!

And be able to read people like a book!

House is the most boring show ever made

Hey 80... Keep your opinions to yourself. House is amazing. You're not. Bye.

Hey 80, shut the fuck up. Thanks.

Let us know when you develop a vicodin addiction, then we'll talk.

I've had a way worse painkiller addiction. Try snorting 16 30Mg oxycodone in one sitting that's what I do

Now you just need to buy a Pimp-ass cane.

And a motorcycle with a handicap tag! Btw, Good luck at basic!

it needs the flames on the bottom to make it look like you're going faster!

Do you also diagnose patients, and come up with ingenoius solutions to problems no other doctors can?

I think I may know of a Doctor who can come up with even more ingenious solutions than House.....*cough* profile pic *cough*........