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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML

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Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.
By MiscHats - / Friday 14 December 2012 12:28 / Australia - Elsternwick
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By  SHAMUS_the_WITTY  |  18

Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"

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By  SHAMUS_the_WITTY  |  18

Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!" If you don't want to be next, you better get out of that mess Chistmas joy their bellies bringing From their throats the vomit singing, "damn all of you infidels! I hope that you enjoy the smell" Hark the transportation sings, "Everyone is vomiting!"

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  Axipiter  |  24

11, I don't know how your mind works, or what you take to get it to work that way, but please share. That was incredible. Thank you. My day has been made.

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