Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, I'm finally visiting my long-distance boyfriend in his home country. He has a vomit-inducing migraine, and the traditional food he fed me triggered the worst kidney attack I've had in years. We're both lying on the couch writhing in pain. Yay, quality time together. FML
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
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echarlotte 19
Sitting awkwardly while you vomit for four hours? Quality boyfriend
musicnole 8
Sorry, OP - at least he sat there with you! If he can't handle you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best. :)
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Comments (23)
musicnole 8
Sorry, OP - at least he sat there with you! If he can't handle you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best. :)
FMZiggy 22
Somehow I've grown to dislike that phrase, as it's too often used as an excuse for selfishness. I hope for OP that he tried to support her, and not just "sat there awkwardly until his ride home arrived"
Hammer1722 19
Hope you feel better OP! I'm sure he wouldn't have minded too much!
karacakal2 30
4 hours? Wow What the hell did you eat?
echarlotte 19
Sitting awkwardly while you vomit for four hours? Quality boyfriend
gobiteme2 34
Not only a quality boyfriend, smart one also stayed outside of spray zone.
lvg_fml 10
Hope you feel better. Throwing up sucks but least he's there with you
cacheson 41
At least he waited. Some guys might have booked it the minute vomit came into the picture.
karacakal2 30
Well he didnt wait for her though. He waited for his ride to home as the OP said.
cacheson 41
He could have gotten a ride from her parents or his or a friend. He didn't necessarily have to wait.
SuperMew 22
He could have waited in another room, though.
cacheson 41
Also if he was over for the first time, they probably hadn't been together for long at all. In that case, you can't blame him for feeling awkward and not knowing what to do. And OP did say he sat beside her, which was very nice of him when he could have waited elsewhere.
ladoom 23
Shouldn't he be staying and taking care of you?
Adam_Power58 16
That's very awkward especially if he is only new ! Maybe could have stayed to help you though?
LilMissCanadian 22
That must have been awful. Your boyfriend is a keeper since he stayed with you.
vikky538 28
Now he knows what happens when a condom breaks!!!