By bpruitt95 - 31/12/2012 06:46 - United States - Pitkin
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Time to make like a leaf.. And get the fuck outta there! Fuck! Ass! (Cool points if you get the reference)
This one is not biff though lol completely Boondock saints old Irish bartender with Tourette's syndrome (fuck ass) ... If you haven't seen this movie you need to go watch it and All Saints Day ... Awesome reference especially the commenter who left the proverb book quote...
Since everyone was drunk, remove the black jacket and pretend like someone else.
Ask your neighboring drunk buddy and tell him he looks cold and that you feel like being nice and let him borrow your jacket.
Take your jacket off, and blend into the crowd. Chances are that if he remembered you by your attire and not name/looks then you have a fighting chance of getting out of the situation.