By bpruitt95 - United States - Pitkin
Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML
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  etchsanity1  |  11

This one is not biff though lol completely Boondock saints old Irish bartender with Tourette's syndrome (fuck ass) ... If you haven't seen this movie you need to go watch it and All Saints Day ... Awesome reference especially the commenter who left the proverb book quote...

  zolziski  |  11

Unless you're doing this to a guy who deserves an ass-kicking, or could totally kick the other guy's ass, this would be a seriously dick move.

By  oj101  |  33

Take your jacket off, and blend into the crowd. Chances are that if he remembered you by your attire and not name/looks then you have a fighting chance of getting out of the situation.

By  AholeCop  |  11

Use your talk-boy to warn the drunk he has ten seconds to get his ugly, yella, no-good keister off your property. Then play the sound of machine gun fire, he'll be heading for the hills.