Love: Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood...

By silentsuzie - 12/02/2010 15:23 - United States

Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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Shy bowels

By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 19:59 - Korea Republic of

Today, I found out that both my boyfriend and his brother feel completely comfortable going into the bathroom and talking to their mother while she is on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 142

By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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You deserved it 5 316

By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

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By Bailyboo - 26/01/2012 23:50 - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

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By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

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cursesonyourmom 1

Friday 12 February 2010 20:11

buy a little radio and play it in the bathroom. even if your just putting on makeup. that way he can't hear you and doesn't know what your doing.

lolorly 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:06

"If you have to shit, shit! If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it." ~Mao Tse-tung

Comments

Twin_Uzis 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:59

Oh suck it up, you whiny attention ***** bitch.

cytoloopy 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:02

people like #125 have no idea. enjoy your neuroses few life. you will probably crush people in your path and almost want to Jack off because of it. enjoy. others have chemoreceptors set to a slightly lower setting than the psycopathic ones u have. enjoy your multiple murder trials.

sportsnut 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:14

suck it up sally! who gives a damn what happened in your childhood? EVERYONE got teased but those with a spine got over it and moved on with their lives. How about we grow up a little here because your fiance is not going to care about you taking a shit but he is going to tell you to go **** yourself if you cant get over this childhood bullshit.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:23

It felt like dividing by zero.

ArtemisRising 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:23

I must say that really sucks, but you've got to have a positive attitude, talk to our fiancee and hopefully work through it! Maybe try sound-proofing your bathroom? Or like other people said, put some music on. Then he won't hear it.

bonnie012 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:25

:( im sorry to hear that... honestly you guys...she has a PROBLEM here ..wonder wht happened in ur childhood, but just try n tell him about it....if u do, maybe u guys can work it out...