Until he is suspicious at how many times she goes to corner stores

Until he realizes that he has to go to another place to pee because he over fills the toilet.

Oh please most blokes I know clog the toilet, op can't keep living like this. Your bf should know that girls poop..and fart and..list goes on..

15- WHAT?!

It's all about the safety flush OP.

Does OP plan on clogging the toilets in the corner store as well?

Use less TP?

14- wait! GIRLS POOP???? OOOHHH MYY GOD!

She mostly poops at night.... Mostly....

Prunes, OP?

15-girls don't poop it's a government conspiracy

My question is, where would she go in the middle of the night when she have to go for number 2?

Who flushes?

Hey, when I'm at school I usually crap in the nurse's office. If I drop a stinker in the normal bathroom, I don't want neighboring classes to smell it then see me come out of the bathroom. :C plus the nurse's bathroom is a single bathroom. And it's also cleaner and has better toilet paper.

#153 that's just way too much into.

info** sorry hit the wrong word

I don't think clogging the toilet is that normal hey. If this happens to your regularly you should probably think of changing your diet a bit, or taking some supplements to help regulate bowel movements.

You're right. All of us girls don't actually "dump the truck". It has been hidden by the FBI for 50+ years that they can rewire the human body so they can't crap. They secretly gave pills to women so that would happen. It is ineffective for men, and they are currently working on that... Don't be surprised if you wake up with an extra arm.

153- first of all, how would anyone in other classes see you unless they're constantly looking out the door, second I doubt the stench would reach that far- you'd probably just stink up the whole bathroom, and third you must take gigantic ***** for it to smell that bad

Well, I was exaggerating a little. I just like the nurse's better because there isn't a line. And you don't know how the school is set up. There are two classrooms on each side where the students face somewhat toward the door. And one classroom across where students do the same. And teachers usually have doors propped open. And I found that when students hear footsteps outside the door, they'll glance up to see if it's someone they know. So chill your balls, 208.

14- OMG, girls POOP!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been licking that hole for months thinking it's so clean and nothing comes out of it!!! Ouch I feel disgusted now after I've licked a lot :(

tmi.....

You phat *****... What the hell do you eat? And think you're special cause you use the nurse's bathroom. I bet they suffocate in there with your stink bomb, then they have to clean your shit up...

1, Until she realizes to flush once or twice, during her business, so the toilet doesn't clog. She shouldn't be embarrassed. Everybody poops :-o!

OP, I'm going to assume you and your boyfriend are pretty serious if you're now living together. I don't think that's something you should have to hide. Couples are supposed to work together to find solutions you wouldn't otherwise come up with on your own. Even said problem is your irregular bowel movements.

Flush while you're ********!

It might not be the amount, so much as the width.... Ow.

Nice Photoshop

104's comment made me lol so hard.

I bet you get out of bed at the crack of dawn to put on a full face of makeup too... There comes a time in every relationship where you just have to show yourself warts and all. If your bf can't handle that... Move on.

Preach it!

Will get off my soap box now... Was getting dizzy up there.

200 that moment occurs after marriage.

#233, that's the dumbest time to start showing your true self.

This is a legitimate question.

Pushinnnn it in lol

And you know he will ......

Goes in white. Comes out brown...

Haha

Eewwww lol XD #112, I'm eating vanilla fudge icecream :P

She can tell him no. Anal sex is not a requirement for a healthy relationship. My question is? Why not get a plunger and unclog the damn toilet herself before coming out? He wouldn't know, or care.

Anal sex isn't dirty unless you're being too rough anyway, especially if you've, um, cleared out the passage way before you go at it.

I don't poop.

5, I thumbed you up I hope you were ripping off that everybody hurts song, that's how I read it in my head...

But she is like "full of shit" man!!!

54, I did the same thing. and now it's stuck inside my head and it won't go away!!

That's how I read it too. Gaaaahhh!!!

54, 161: there's actually a children's book called everybody poops. Read it sometime.

251, My sister is a teacher and has it in her classroom. Each year, her third graders are required to read it on the first day of school haha.

I don't know about pooping, but Yoshi I know farts

or try taking more dumps throughout the day but for sure a diet change

They say that your diet makes who you are. Right now, OP is just a bunch of burritos and hot sauce.

Flush more often, problem solved.

Exactly

50- how does taking more dumps change the fact that she produces large amount of crap?

then theyre seperated. and since when theyre seperated theyre smaler "portions" , the toilet wont clog up

Try to get a bigger toilet

Or chop up your poop in a blender before flushing! Just don't use the blender for food no more! c):{

*plays taps*

RIP, The_Thinker and OP, I can understand getting used to a new place to call home, going out of your way for the toilet is very extreme. If you're that worried simply take extra care to clean out the toilet.

Aw, when I saw your name I was hoping that you were actually going to reply in lyrics. :c

read my profile... *sympathy pat*

He may think she's cheating in him.

Cheating in him? Damn those tiny fairies always stealing our women from inside us!

what if she has to poop twice in one day? how will she explain that?

I appreciate your use of the word scurrying.

I assume someone who needs to poop and has to hold on until they get to the corner store would most definitely be scurrying.

Muffle the sounds by putting a piece of toilet paper on the water in the bowl too! Helps a lot.

Yeah but in turn that would clog the toilet more...

Just a piece wouldn't hurt.

craphappened, your name is perfect for this FML.

Lysol and the smell of poop is not a good mix.

GENIUS!! I was thinking the same thing, so great minds think alike!!

Srsly. It's not that hard you guys.

This guy knows

I know some people who do that. I tried that once, and it feels really weird. To me it feels like your "waste" is sprinkling onto your buttocks :P

You have a weird toilet then

It's not that hard to spell out seriously..

15 is right. Don't let that sucker curl up.

Yes, the courtesy flush. Named so because of its uncanny ability to also keep odor down.

Ah, yes, true. ^

flush in between - that's exactly what I was going to say, lol.