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By TheDumper - / Thursday 21 June 2012 10:02 / United States
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Oh please most blokes I know clog the toilet, op can't keep living like this. Your bf should know that girls poop..and fart and..list goes on..

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My question is, where would she go in the middle of the night when she have to go for number 2?

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I don't think clogging the toilet is that normal hey. If this happens to your regularly you should probably think of changing your diet a bit, or taking some supplements to help regulate bowel movements.

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You're right. All of us girls don't actually "dump the truck". It has been hidden by the FBI for 50+ years that they can rewire the human body so they can't crap. They secretly gave pills to women so that would happen. It is ineffective for men, and they are currently working on that... Don't be surprised if you wake up with an extra arm.

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153- first of all, how would anyone in other classes see you unless they're constantly looking out the door, second I doubt the stench would reach that far- you'd probably just stink up the whole bathroom, and third you must take gigantic shits for it to smell that bad

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Well, I was exaggerating a little. I just like the nurse's better because there isn't a line. And you don't know how the school is set up. There are two classrooms on each side where the students face somewhat toward the door. And one classroom across where students do the same. And teachers usually have doors propped open. And I found that when students hear footsteps outside the door, they'll glance up to see if it's someone they know. So chill your balls, 208.

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1, Until she realizes to flush once or twice, during her business, so the toilet doesn't clog. She shouldn't be embarrassed. Everybody poops :-o!

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OP, I'm going to assume you and your boyfriend are pretty serious if you're now living together. I don't think that's something you should have to hide. Couples are supposed to work together to find solutions you wouldn't otherwise come up with on your own. Even said problem is your irregular bowel movements.

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I bet you get out of bed at the crack of dawn to put on a full face of makeup too... There comes a time in every relationship where you just have to show yourself warts and all. If your bf can't handle that... Move on.

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She can tell him no. Anal sex is not a requirement for a healthy relationship. My question is? Why not get a plunger and unclog the damn toilet herself before coming out? He wouldn't know, or care.

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Anal sex isn't dirty unless you're being too rough anyway, especially if you've, um, cleared out the passage way before you go at it.

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5, I thumbed you up I hope you were ripping off that everybody hurts song, that's how I read it in my head...

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251, My sister is a teacher and has it in her classroom. Each year, her third graders are required to read it on the first day of school haha.

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RIP, The_Thinker and OP, I can understand getting used to a new place to call home, going out of your way for the toilet is very extreme. If you're that worried simply take extra care to clean out the toilet.

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I assume someone who needs to poop and has to hold on until they get to the corner store would most definitely be scurrying.

Get a plunger, some air freshener and Lysol. Turn on the vent fan for some noise while your going and voila your problems are solved! Also dont you think the corner store owners will start to notice how often THEIR toilets get clogged and pay more attention to whose using there bathrooms?

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I know some people who do that. I tried that once, and it feels really weird. To me it feels like your "waste" is sprinkling onto your buttocks :P

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