Psycho

By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 12:16

Today, my dad's psycho ex broke in and had a meltdown about how he's dating another woman now. She's barely 100 pounds, yet it took me and my brother several minutes and one smashed shin to finally manage to drag her out of the house, all while my dad called the cops. FML
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DelugeandDrought 7

This would be the best time to start the paperwork and file for a restraining order. If she's willing to break into your house there's no telling how much damage she might end up doing. Good on you guys getting her out! I hope you guys stay safe.

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HeavyWeaponsGuy 21

Yeah! **** the people who risk their lives to keep order and protect us!

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Haremjutsu 15

You must be one of those "Dindu nuffin" people I've heard so much about.

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domolovesyoshi 33

You won't be saying that when you bloody need them, moron

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rollingstone62 13

Number 1 looks like he's on a terrorist watchlist lol

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_Desiderata_ 9

Never underestimate the strength of a woman. (I'm a petite 5'2" woman but am one of the strongest in my kickboxing class.) Also, there's a reason we have the phrase "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". Anyway, hope that your injuries heal fast and that you can laugh about this soon.

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TheLadyOpal 30

Maybe I'm a Debbie Downer, but I don't think a psycho breaking into someone's house, causing a scene, and being violent when someone tries to remove her is something to ever be laughed about.

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JustTheTruth42 13

I figured they meant more laughing when that bitch is in jail.

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tounces7 27

It was most likely difficult because they dragged her out conscious. Next time Knock her the **** out for breaking in, like you would a male intruder. Equality.

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engineerosaurus 26

Something tells me if she's willing to break into his house, a restraining order won't deter her.

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kayl_sco 14

It will definitely detain her though if she breaches the restraining order

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Maybe not, but at least if she violates it she'll be arrested and go to jail. Although, she already broke into their house, and with the smashed shin, committed assault. She should already be arrested and in jail. However, the restraining order is good in case, or for when, she gets out.

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Dale_shackleford 13

If you do get a gun, at least make sure it's locked up and not just hidden because she sounds like the kind of person to break in when no ones home and steal it.

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DelugeandDrought 7

This would be the best time to start the paperwork and file for a restraining order. If she's willing to break into your house there's no telling how much damage she might end up doing. Good on you guys getting her out! I hope you guys stay safe.

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Solano2580 24

#5 those papers don't do anything against people this crazy, they just break them anyway. If someone is enough of a stalker that they are willing to break the law this easily then a piece of paper stating that BY LAW that person has to stay away then the restraining order is useless.

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VagueEel 13

yes but the point is if they break that restraining order then they can be arrested. Of course in this case she should already be detained for breaking and entering as well as assault, but it will still help for when she gets out.

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DelugeandDrought 7

That's very true. The point in this case is not to deter her -although that would be a very happy solution- it is to show evidence you have made it very clear you do not want her around because she poses a threat to you and your family. Sometimes they're ignored, but for the most part they're a very good way to set up your defenses in the long term.

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DravensTheName 16

People like this trip me out. She should move on and work on herself instead of acting this way. Hopefully the cops did something and recommended you get a restraining order. Best of luck with that kind of crazy

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lexiieeex3 32

Yep, I'd say psycho is the word for it.

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SilverSet 16

To be fair, if your dad laid a hand on her, she could very easily construe an assault charge.

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MidnaLink 33

She'd probably have to prove actual physical harm, simply (let's say) grabbing her wrist to stop her hurting someone isn't enough.

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stevenbro 6

Yeah, that would be a tough one in court, inasmuch that she is in your house and attacking you. Maybe a self defense claim would work.

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renegadekid2002 14

I think it's time for your dad to invest in a gun. Remember a restraining order is just a piece of paper

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GhostFox 33

Given the wording of the FML, no, OP's dad doesn't appear to be gay. Even if he was, this would still be a FML, because crazy exes breaking into houses is a bad day all around.

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Lalala579121 27

"about how he's dating another woman now" Yep, it's pretty easy to confuse that with being gay.

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