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By Dragoness11 - 27/03/2014 14:12 - United Kingdom - Northampton
Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML
try putting a radio or some other music playing device in the restroom and turn it up when you have to go. no one will be able to hear you and you won't have as much anxiety about going when others are around.
I have the exact same fear. if someone entered the bathroom while I'm peeing, I would literally hold my pee in until they get out. no matter how long they take...
Feed your toilet, OP. Feed it.