By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston
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As funny as your comment was, don't hate on Belibers. They're just like any other music fan. Although I do find his music tasteless myself I respect Baileys choice to listen what she wants to listen to. Sure some Belibers are annoying, but are they really anymore annoying than other fandoms? You gotta live and let live man, and lets be honest. You're probably jealous as shit of Justin for getting to screw babes like Selena Gomez. I know I am!
Not for him but for his fans man. I agree with you but you really shouldn't hate on people for the music they listen to, it's only acceptable when they hate on your tastes. But seriously. Does it really hurt you if some girls listen to Beiber? Can you not just let people listen to what they want and go about their business while you go about yours? Why must we always just hate?
Doc, just because someone in a band is a douchebag doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the fans. You listen because you like the music, not because you like the person. Axl Rose is notorious for being an asshole to everyone (including his fans) but that doesn't mean the people who like Guns and Roses are bad people.
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Lol, phone sex. Worked a couple of times with my first ever girlfriend, wasnt worth it at all. Never done it since. OP your husband should just watch porn like every other guy does when their girl is away for a bit.
So if a girl goes on a trip or is away for a week then the guy is supposed to wait till he explodes in his boxers while he sleeps? Get real.
@30 You're a girl. It has been proven that males are predominantly aroused by visual stimuli, while females rely more on what they feel physically. So actually no, guys dont masturbate without some form of porn, unless they're desperate.
No we DO not have boobs for your pleasure. In fact, breasts are purely for feeding infants. Society has sexualized breasts, and it has led to this false notion. Seriously look at animals, most animals have very little breasts until after they get pregnant. You don't see fish going around searching for non-existent fish titties do you? But dolphins will still bang anything with a flapper. Yeah boobs are fun and maybe they make you happy, however most men would probably go after anything with a tail even if it didn't have boobs. It's the pheromones, y'all.
58 are you two middle aged? If not then I suggest your boyfriend get his testosterone levels checked, or it could be from a sedentary lifestyle or smoking weed. But I would bet 500 that you just dont know your boyfriends sexual habits very well, or hes just a plain liar. No, we dont need to get off daily, but once a week is getting kind of priestish, and even they have altar boys.
#63: Not that I disagree entirely with what you said, but you kind of proved his point a bit. Other animals don't get noticeable breasts until they're pregnant because they serve no other purpose. You've got breasts all the time, at least once you're old enough. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader why that might be. You're certainly not feeding young every day of your life.
antiprude. not all or mist men need porn to masturbate. I do most of mind in the shower. I have a brain and an active imagination. Some men, albeit a small number don't masturbate and some don't even have the desire for sex. research asexuality. I personally know some one who has sex less that twice a week, by choice. so I don't think she is lying.
#65, as I am just recently 27, and my partner is 28, we do not fall into the "middle-aged" category. He and I have sex at most once every two weeks, sometimes once a month. Sex is not required to happen every night. Now my partner does require a lot of masturbation, but not always does he use porn. I have a friend (30yrs old) who does not masturbate at all. He and his wife often go a month or two without sex. He has watched porn, but never for the act of masturbation.
wait, hold up and back it up a little. 58, if you seriously believe you're bf does not masturbate..... uhhhhh. I don't even know how to finish this. No masturbation and sex once a week. Thumb me down if I'm wrong guys, but that doesn't add up to me simply because guys have their need. As well as women of course.
135: I can't believe how many people misinterpreted my comment. I said we SOMETIMES have sex once a week, not that that's how it always is or how it's always been. also, I used to be friends with a different dude who didn't masturbate (yes he was past puberty, I didn't even meet him until we were both 16 or 17). just because you've never met a guy who doesn't, doesn't mean that you suddenly have an accurate statistic for the entire planet. I agree that this is the weirdest argument I've ever seen on FML @__@
Agreed. My husband is 33 and never ever masturbates. Unless he does it at work, in front of his employees...nawt. We just had a baby and we rarely have sex and hes fine. It seems like all these men who JUST CANT BELIEVE THAT THEIR ARE MEN WHO DONT MASTURBATE need hobbies. Or a satisfactory partner.
How can anybody possibly KNOW that their parter doesn't masterbate? Unless you are with them every second of the day(or while he's at home). He could do it in the shower for all you know. I know mine does. It's a bit fucked up for you to assume my fiancé needs a more satisfactory parter because he has a healthy sex drive. Mind you we have lots of sex.
Everyone saying they would rather have their SO look at porn and jack off than cheat while you're not there...I would rather have my SO show some self control and restraint. There is no biological need to orgasm every day; there is no such thing as blue-balls, there are simply self-entitled males who believe they are owed an ejaculation every day and will use and imaginary condition to blackmail or wheedle their way into one. No man has ever died from not jacking off, show some self control. My SO doesn't watch porn when we're apart, we simply exchange dirty pics of each other. There is no need for either of us to look at porn or other images. He doesn't jack off at all when we're together, though he has a very high sex drive, and regardless of how often we have sex. He doesn't see any need to when I'm there, it makes him seem ungrateful and as though he's saying 'I don't need you, I can just as well get myself off.'
The FML's not clear. Yes, it's a useful tool every now and then. Nothing wrong with using it when needed. But if it's EVERY time then that's really un-fair to everyone involved. But even so, it still shouldn't be deceitful. When my wife plays along to make me happy she makes that clear to me. In other words, I know when she's just being nice to me and isn't into it. So even when she's "faking" she's never lying. It's possible to do one without the other. That's a lot healthier, emotionally, for both of us.
Oh that's cold.
Pleasing your man while doing your chores. You are certainly wife material