By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston

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Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
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amayasoma 19

Pleasing your man while doing your chores. You are certainly wife material

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JSal 14

That's hilarious!! I know a lot of women who do that.

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Atypique_souf 6

Oh Dear! you re gone way too far. i hope u resolve ur intimacy issues in a more mature way.

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mythicaltimes 15

Is he in the military? I can't think of another reason for you to have practiced so much.

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EmmaMK 35

Multi-tasking! Love it. Sorting out your housework and your husband at the same time.

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154rct 7

Well, at least you'll make him happy

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hazardmuffin 21

Love that you're willing to be "intimate" with your guy over the phone, even when you're not really into it, but please, faking it in bed is doing both you and your husband a disservice. You'll never get what you want and he'll never know that what he's doing isn't working for you.

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Myo_fml 20

Faking orgasms is a dumbass move. Why not work later when he's home on telling him what he needs to do to get you off. Faking orgasms is just moronic and I don't understand it.

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