Love: Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when... - FML

By icyrebel25 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

I agree, your life sucks

44860

You deserved it

5217

Tweet

Share

Sorry…

Season finale

Left behind

By Paul Rushing - 19/3/2020 15:00

Panic buying? What panic buying?

Today, at the supermarket where I work, we had at least 40 people waiting outside for us to open our doors at 7:00 a.m. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1575

You deserved it

258

Tweet

Share

By ForgottenAgain - United States

Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

31416

You deserved it

3912

Tweet

Share

By Aintnosunshine - France

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

I agree, your life sucks

23208

You deserved it

2431

Tweet

Share

By Megz - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

36131

You deserved it

2726

Tweet

Share

By taman - United States

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks

45770

You deserved it

5323

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 11/7/2020 14:01

Office world is hell

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1377

You deserved it

124

Tweet

Share

By cannotexplain - Australia

Today my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

12337

You deserved it

1277

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - Serbia - Pancevo

Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

16782

Phew, glad it wasn't me

1375

Tweet

Share

By howsthisforaname - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

20683

You deserved it

2131

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

26776

You deserved it

3601

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a UTI. After, taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML

I agree, your life sucks

33106

You deserved it

4520

Tweet

Share

By mareda - United Kingdom

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks

38922

You deserved it

3831

Tweet

Share

By beachbumb8538 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

31642

You deserved it

5224

Tweet

Share

By Noname - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29667

You deserved it

2619

Tweet

Share

By lonely girl - United States - Oregon City

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

48258

You deserved it

22749

Tweet

Share

By JustAnotherTina - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Appropriate?

Today, I got an email. It said, "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML

I agree, your life sucks

40380

You deserved it

5755

Tweet

Share

By gingerwhinger - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks

24123

You deserved it

1719

Tweet

Share

By Music Lover - 7/11/2020 05:01 - United States - San Jose

Bum note

Today, after entering a conservatory of music, I've worked really hard on my academic subjects to past through the exam, so my major is pretty weak. After practising 6 hours a day for three weeks, my teacher asked me to change my major and said I'm the worst student she's ever seen. And there‘s nowhere I can go. FML

I agree, your life sucks

801

You deserved it

133

Tweet

Share

By melly - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

27426

You deserved it

10642

Tweet

Share

By ceedee - United States

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

13305

You deserved it

25386

Tweet

Share

By Marcus Whitfield - 14/3/2020 15:00

Bear of a man

Today, I came to the unsettling realisation that the 2XL jacket that was originally 3 sizes too big for me is now a perfect fit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1284

You deserved it

442

Tweet

Share

By MissedTheBoat - Canada - Calgary

Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML

I agree, your life sucks

53559

You deserved it

4187

Tweet

Share

By treats - Singapore

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

27237

You deserved it

3582

Tweet

Share

By ohnomommy

Kids are assholes

Today, I was in line at a gas station with my 3-year-old daughter. A "little person" was in line in front of us, buying a pack of cigarettes. My daughter yelled, "No little boy! Only grown ups can smoke." FML

I agree, your life sucks

1766

You deserved it

183

Tweet

Share

By nodullmoment - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

I agree, your life sucks

56027

You deserved it

3233

Tweet

Share

By holymoly - Canada - Calgary

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29380

You deserved it

1966

Tweet

Share

By NoValentine - United States

Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

35513

You deserved it

3097

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Double take

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

I agree, your life sucks

29510

You deserved it

3689

Tweet

Share

By Jesus - United States

Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

46879

You deserved it

11427

Tweet

Share

By Spider-Sham

Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML

I agree, your life sucks

4110

You deserved it

355

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 20:06 - Nigeria

Just because you can don't mean you should

Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

292

You deserved it

715

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous

Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML

I agree, your life sucks

2922

You deserved it

180

Tweet

Share

By Marjo86

Man vs. Wild

Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks

1885

You deserved it

93

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

38279

You deserved it

25623

Tweet

Share

By BALEIGHLOVE17

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks

47690

You deserved it

3721

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

5099

You deserved it

570

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

13250

Phew, glad it wasn't me

2124

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29687

You deserved it

3870

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous

Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML

I agree, your life sucks

4637

You deserved it

405

Tweet

Share

By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

29047

You deserved it

8283

Tweet

Share

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By revan546 | 24

#5752877 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:07

Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol

By JasonUMN | 15

#5752879 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.

COMMENTS

By revan546 | 24

#5752877 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:07

Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol

Reply

rilatos | 17

#5752910 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:26

This FML sucks... Honestly.

Reply

jazzy_123 | 20

#5752935 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:53

my mom tells all my embarrassing stories. Boy I'm glad there's no pics!

Reply

barbsillvy | 10

#5752969 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:47

I never understood on why baby pictures are so embarrassing(?) babies are always to cute, never embarrassing! And all the girlfriends have baby pics too..

Reply

marcranger | 28

#5753385 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:32

37, I don't think babies are cute, and I was just as repulsive as all the rest. I also hated being a child, so I have absolutely no regrets about destroying all the pictures from that time period. No FML moments for me!

Reply

Teyros | 24

#5753464 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:24

FYL for your hated childhood. =

Reply

Brian_JWU | 5

#5753477 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:33

you must of had a really bad childhood.....

By JasonUMN | 15

#5752879 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.

Reply

Cupcake_kid | 5

#5752925 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:43

I don't have any photos from my childhood

Reply

MorsFalce | 12

#5752962 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:29

This is actually very true. When I was younger I hated when my mom showed my friends my childhood photos, now I'm glad that she cared enough to keep them. There are more parents out there that don't give a shit about their kids then you would think. :/

Reply

zRatio | 6

#5753158 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 13:25

I dont think I have any embarrassing photos

Reply

marcranger | 28

#5753388 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:34

I got rid of mine and am glad I did. The only people who might care about them are your parents. No one else is interested in that crap.

Reply

pugpuggy | 21

#6028743 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 21:23

Um, that wasn't a childhood photo...

By awkwardloveannie | 28

#5752881 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

how old where you? it was in a photo album right?

Reply

thatfrenchguy | 8

#5752884 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:09

He was 33. Icyrebel was going through a tough phase. We can't blame him

Reply

Welshite | 39

#5752888 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

#7: It clearly states he was 25.

Reply

awkwardloveannie | 28

#5752902 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:19

no.it doesn't

Reply

Pwn17 | 25

#5752908 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:26

Woosh. Right over your head.

Reply

RJ4712 | 11

#6531870 - Monday 8 February 2016 14:00

53=35.

By Welshite | 39

#5752882 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Kid photos are always adorably embarrassing. You're good.

Reply

Deezknutz | 8

#5752976 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:59

Who said it was a baby pic

By daniel_dd31 | 13

#5752886 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

Not a FML if this was many years ago. If this happened recently well then... FYL.

By GrinchFu1 | 27

#5752887 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

Yeah... As long as it wasn't a picture taken yesterday I'm pretty sure you're safe. You're gonna get a pass on this shitty baby pic, don't worry too much!

By imchacon22 | 19

#5752889 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

I'm glad my mom doesn't have any embarrassing baby pictures of me

Reply

jkmartinjk | 16

#5752893 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:13

Haha that you know of. Just wait till your wedding.

Reply

imchacon22 | 19

#5752895 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:14

Already married and I've seen my baby albums

By breakinlegs | 19

#5752891 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:11

I mean it was really just a picture of you crying as a little kid I would imagine. Now if she showed her a picture of you taking a poop in the bath tub then we would have some problems...

By paulpring | 9

#5752892 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:12

Well as long as its when you are a baby its okay:) she will just think its funny. If its recent, then i think we have more than one problem...

By FkTheWorld7 | 8

#5752900 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:19

Yeah don't worry about it man, everyone has embarrassing baby pictures

Reply

daniel_dd31 | 13

#5752913 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:31

Pictures that are way more embarrassing than this one I may add.