Love: Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when... - FML

By icyrebel25 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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By Britney - United States

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML

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By Melie-Melo - United Kingdom

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

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By ice ice baby - United States - Monterey Park

Two Scoops

Today, it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm. I was sweaty and breathless, and it took me a moment to realize it had been a dream. It would've been great except the subject of my nocturnal ecstasy was Vanilla Ice. FML

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By bitchasshonky - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his room mate. It's been 45 minutes and its still going. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By deadmedia - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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By Fmycar - United States

Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML

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By Loopylogo

Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML

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By jo1429 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. While getting my things out of the car to bring into the tow truck, I noticed the handcuffs from my Halloween costume were still in the trunk. The tow truck driver noticed before I did, because he smiled, winked, and asked if I needed any more help. FML

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By Spanishredhead - United States

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML

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By fuckMYlife94321 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - New Rochelle

Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML

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By chriss - United States

Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

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By anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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By piss off - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML

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By Anonymous - 3/2/2021 14:02

Flattery will get you nowhere

Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML

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By mel - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By liza - 29/3/2021 16:59

Spirits, awake!

Today, since my alarm didn’t go off at 7 a.m., I awoke to my mother attempting to perform Necromancy on me “as a joke.” She wore a black robe and everything. FML

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By slowrunner - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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By Lisa - United States

Today, after being dumped by my boyfriend of two years, I poured my heart out to my dad. He nodded and looked sympathetic throughout. Afterwards, I asked him what I should do. He replied, "How the hell should I know?" and awkwardly left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/6/2021 11:01

Nooooob, dude

Today, I found out that the automatic message on the bottom of my email that I use for work is the signature, and can be changed, but for the past year I've used it, it's been an 'Get Outlook for Android' ad link the entire time. FML

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By Elissa Roth Gooden

He will

Today, I actually got to meet actor George Takei. He was really sweet and charming, and I was just thrilled. When we parted, I wanted to say either, "I'll always remember this" or "I'll never forget this." It came out as, "I'll never remember this." FML

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By Loveandpoetry

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By ViviMage

Today, I was nearly T-Boned at a stop sign by my ex-roommate. I moved 10 miles away to get away from her after her midlife crisis, and her losing the house, and now avoid her end of town. She now works outside my apartment. FML

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By linn - United States

Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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By Stalked - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By LassieToe - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By ken - Canada

Thanks, I hate it

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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By OhBoy - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

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By Sherry - United States - Middletown

Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML

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By Courts - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, I had a shift as a carer in a high-rise disability home, and working with a lady whom was once a midwife. She had a toy baby, and was rocking it. When I asked her what she was going to do what the baby so she could come to lunch, she casually threw the baby off the balcony and shrugged. FML

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By itssdianaa - United States

Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML

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By Username

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By EggHead - Canada - Toronto

Today, I read that egg whites make a good hair treatment. Everything was going fine until, without thinking, I turned the hot water on to wash it out. I'm still picking the cooked egg out of my hair. FML

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By mammasboy - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By Habit - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to my lectures is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

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By unhappy - United States - San Anselmo

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML

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By revan546 | 24

#5752877 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:07

Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol

By JasonUMN | 15

#5752879 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.

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By revan546 | 24

#5752877 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:07

Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol

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rilatos | 17

#5752910 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:26

This FML sucks... Honestly.

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jazzy_123 | 20

#5752935 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:53

my mom tells all my embarrassing stories. Boy I'm glad there's no pics!

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barbsillvy | 10

#5752969 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:47

I never understood on why baby pictures are so embarrassing(?) babies are always to cute, never embarrassing! And all the girlfriends have baby pics too..

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marcranger | 28

#5753385 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:32

37, I don't think babies are cute, and I was just as repulsive as all the rest. I also hated being a child, so I have absolutely no regrets about destroying all the pictures from that time period. No FML moments for me!

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Teyros | 24

#5753464 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:24

FYL for your hated childhood. =

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Brian_JWU | 5

#5753477 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:33

you must of had a really bad childhood.....

By JasonUMN | 15

#5752879 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.

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Cupcake_kid | 5

#5752925 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:43

I don't have any photos from my childhood

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MorsFalce | 12

#5752962 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:29

This is actually very true. When I was younger I hated when my mom showed my friends my childhood photos, now I'm glad that she cared enough to keep them. There are more parents out there that don't give a shit about their kids then you would think. :/

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zRatio | 6

#5753158 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 13:25

I dont think I have any embarrassing photos

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marcranger | 28

#5753388 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:34

I got rid of mine and am glad I did. The only people who might care about them are your parents. No one else is interested in that crap.

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pugpuggy | 21

#6028743 - Tuesday 5 August 2014 21:23

Um, that wasn't a childhood photo...

By awkwardloveannie | 28

#5752881 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

how old where you? it was in a photo album right?

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thatfrenchguy | 8

#5752884 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:09

He was 33. Icyrebel was going through a tough phase. We can't blame him

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Welshite | 39

#5752888 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

#7: It clearly states he was 25.

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awkwardloveannie | 28

#5752902 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:19

no.it doesn't

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Pwn17 | 25

#5752908 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:26

Woosh. Right over your head.

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RJ4712 | 11

#6531870 - Monday 8 February 2016 14:00

53=35.

By Welshite | 39

#5752882 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Kid photos are always adorably embarrassing. You're good.

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Deezknutz | 8

#5752976 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 8:59

Who said it was a baby pic

By daniel_dd31 | 13

#5752886 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

Not a FML if this was many years ago. If this happened recently well then... FYL.

By GrinchFu1 | 27

#5752887 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

Yeah... As long as it wasn't a picture taken yesterday I'm pretty sure you're safe. You're gonna get a pass on this shitty baby pic, don't worry too much!

By imchacon22 | 19

#5752889 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:10

I'm glad my mom doesn't have any embarrassing baby pictures of me

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jkmartinjk | 16

#5752893 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:13

Haha that you know of. Just wait till your wedding.

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imchacon22 | 19

#5752895 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:14

Already married and I've seen my baby albums

By breakinlegs | 19

#5752891 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:11

I mean it was really just a picture of you crying as a little kid I would imagine. Now if she showed her a picture of you taking a poop in the bath tub then we would have some problems...

By paulpring | 9

#5752892 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:12

Well as long as its when you are a baby its okay:) she will just think its funny. If its recent, then i think we have more than one problem...

By FkTheWorld7 | 8

#5752900 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:19

Yeah don't worry about it man, everyone has embarrassing baby pictures

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daniel_dd31 | 13

#5752913 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:31

Pictures that are way more embarrassing than this one I may add.