Intimacy: Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms:...

By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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Bad actor

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

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New skills

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 08:03 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML

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By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

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LGuard 13

Wednesday 13 November 2013 11:34

Oh that's cold.

amayasoma 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 11:42

Pleasing your man while doing your chores. You are certainly wife material

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sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 13 November 2013 16:58

Am I the only adult here that finds her description of the fake ****** incredibly gross?

jemiller226 13

Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:23

Based on the other comments, you're not. Based on being an actual adult that knows things like that make noise, I don't get the revulsion.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:33

Faking orgasms just teaches your lover how to not get you off. In most circumstances it's pretty much a self-defeating exercise. Case in point: I had a lover who was getting her head banged against the headboard so she faked an ****** to get out of it rather than communicate that she didn't like that. All that did was train me to bang her head off the headboard every single time.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:42

Just to add, we broke up about 3 weeks and one concussion later.

cookie1207 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 17:45

Wow... I feel sorry for you!!

ender6137 5

Wednesday 13 November 2013 18:31

Maybe he faked it, too.

bobo_the_bear 5

Wednesday 13 November 2013 18:59

I don't know if I should give you an Oscar for your performance or feel sorry for you because you did not participate in the phone sex for real or think less of you for somewhat lying to your husband or think more of you because you took the time to give him pleasure.

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:00

No offense, but YDI. If you are faking it that easily then it means you are faking probably every single ****** with your husband. You both need to take the time to learn how to please you properly.