I think I have finally learned my lesson.. Never eat while reading FML's.

hey shit happens, you can't stop it. the only people who think it's "gross" are immature little kids.

That's so gross. -When you're standing at the altar/and your sphincter starts to falter/ Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When it's on your wedding day/and your poo-poo starts to spray/ Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When it's time for the vows/but you're oozing brown bowels Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When you're just about to marry/but you're feeling something scary Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When your guests start to yell/'cause they can't stand the smell Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt :p

YDI for your failed laxative bulimia to try to look skinny on your wedding day.

Oops! Triumvirate, I didn't have any idea you'd written this here in the comments. I wrote almost EXACTLY the same thing at #104. And the scary thing is, I'd originally said "booty" instead of "sphincter." but then I changed it because it was more precise. Lol!!

a day to remember......................not

Stop eating Taco Bell, fat cow.

:O that so shitty that you'll never forget this moment * sings kelly clarkson " a moment like this some people will tell you" a special shit like this, i can't believe a moment like this".

I agree with 44.

Ding-ding-ding-ding. We have a winner.