Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
Diannaa 0
I think I have finally learned my lesson.. Never eat while reading FML's.
seanseansean321 0
hey shit happens, you can't stop it. the only people who think it's "gross" are immature little kids.
wordgirl 0
That's so gross. -When you're standing at the altar/and your sphincter starts to falter/ Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When it's on your wedding day/and your poo-poo starts to spray/ Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When it's time for the vows/but you're oozing brown bowels Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When you're just about to marry/but you're feeling something scary Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt -When your guests start to yell/'cause they can't stand the smell Diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt, diarrhea plbbbt plbbbt :p
Raecheezy 0
so much win
perdix 31
Sweet!
mzhonesty 0
I can't breathe...I need to stop laughing!
TheNewGuy03 29
that is sooooooo badass. i'm gonna shit my pants. |the kid|
transio 0
YDI for your failed laxative bulimia to try to look skinny on your wedding day.
wordgirl 0
Oops! Triumvirate, I didn't have any idea you'd written this here in the comments. I wrote almost EXACTLY the same thing at #104. And the scary thing is, I'd originally said "booty" instead of "sphincter." but then I changed it because it was more precise. Lol!!
rockin198 0
a day to remember......................not
goliatron 9
Stop eating Taco Bell, fat cow.
Sekococo 0
:O that so shitty that you'll never forget this moment * sings kelly clarkson " a moment like this some people will tell you" a special shit like this, i can't believe a moment like this".
dannthemannxx 0
I agree with 44.
ralphyr 0
Ding-ding-ding-ding. We have a winner.