By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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groupleader 7

And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

There's a button for that.

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2dog 15

Yes I hate the people that just respond "FYL" or "YDI" when they can just press the button

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siickman 7

I always read YDI as "your dah idiot" ... Idk why lol

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NeatNit 32

65 that works too most of the time :)

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partout_fml 6

Indeed. It could have been worse, I guess. Threwing up in the church (or whereever the ceremony was held) would bother me sligthly more. I bet most guests are familiar with the corresponding youtube-videos and think similar. May the rest of your married life be less filled with vomit.

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partout_fml 6

Less paid attention (quantity) to the actual threwing up part. I assumed that it was the formal photo shooting, only attended by a "small" group. Still sucks of course! Ah, nevermind it all.

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Andrew123123 9

Some people have a fetish for that

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Da_Bauss435 8

and other people are normal and not sick human beiungs

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nerobluerose 10

That fetish killed a woman on 1000 ways to die...

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Matty1188 6

Except if they're throwing up, they ARE sick.

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groupleader 7

And according to your husband, the worst part was that you made a duck face in all of the pictures.

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shikai214 2

Ha ha! Good reference. So this is the other side of the story.

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2dog 15

How could there be to much wedding cake when they haven't had any because the pictures are generally takes before the cake

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2dog 15

Well then, I am sorry but maybe it is you who cannot take a joke

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The_Hitdude 12

2dog: No part of your comment was a joke. I've tried to be nice about it, but this how I feel: If you can't contribute anything but criticism to comments, then shut the hell up.

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SB1010 0

Say cheese!!!! Ohh no don't make me think abo- blahhh

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1happymummy 14

You poor thing! But congrats on getting married even if the day didnt go as planned!

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Looks like you THROW a pretty UPlifting party OP! ...Okay I'll just go bury myself now.

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2dog 15

HAHAHA LOL!!! I get it Throw Up in it your funny and to everyone who thinks I cannot take a joke, well go f*ck yourself,

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SkoomaKi 27

2dog - Here I was thinking that models were nice people. The fact is you can't take a joke and you're criticizing a lot of comments on here. Just stop or you're just going to get more hate. I'm just trying to help.

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DogsPaw 16

Yay 2dog got it!! I didn't get it until she said something. Thank you so much 2dog I am forever in your debt.

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