Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
CallMeHush 1
@18 Nice job. I'll singing it all night long.
perdix 31
It's a nice day for a brown wedding! It's a nice day to fart again! Ah, the 80s! You may want to ALTER your diet to prevent another chocolate volcano at the ALTAR.
slushpup9696 12
That song was on the radio today!
knockasauras 0
@18 You have won the internet. /bow
smashleighfig 0
i smell bullshit. Why the hell on your wedding day would you be sending in a FML especialy after you already "shit your dress at the alter" Fakkkeee troll. YDI.
israelnotjacob 20
UHH! After all this time there are still people saying that. When are you going to figure out that just because the FML says "today" doesn't mean it really happened the same day. That's a requirement for all FMLs. If you submit one that says yesterday or last week or whatever, they will either reject it or edit it so that it says today. I'd say about 90% of the FMLs on here (that are real) are not submitted the same day. Most probably not at least until a day or two later, and many not for weeks. Recently I submitted an FML that was a true story, but it happened a month or two ago. Sadly it got rejected, but the point is it was legit, but not from the same day. A lot of FMLs probably are fake, but I'm REALLY sick of people claiming an FML is fake based off the logic that they wouldn't post something the same day of a wedding or whatever else. It just shows pure ignorance.
deng314 0
I think I would cry. wow, just wow.....
angrynegro7 16
Guess it wasn't a white wedding after all. FYL :-/
paul924 0
u should send that to funiest videos! that would be hilarious to watch!
theeBeezWaXx 0
ahh effing embarassingg! he most likely thought that was your wayy of telling him, his vows were SHIT! haha
KaitHud 0
fake.
skudgobang 1
i smell a YouTube moment...