By Annette - 22/09/2012 16:17 - United States - Seattle

Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 290
You deserved it 2 082

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Wow... well at least you got the job!! CONGRATS!

9inchesSoft 11

The good - they got the job. The bad - they were hired because they are unattractive. The ugly - OP

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That does suck

flutter4 7

Hopefully the boss was kidding

You still shoudn't assume someone is more attractive than you just because of what someone says. Just accept the job and get money :)

It's better than having a boss hit on you while you work if you were attractive.

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Awh..dogs are just so adorable^.^

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

26-dammit..wrong FML..I thumbed myself down.-.

perdix 29

#26, #28, actually, you might have accidentally posted a pretty funny comment. For us older folk, "dog" is slang for an "ugly woman," so evidently the boss also found dogs to be adorable.

32. Yes I am older and that is exactly where my mind went. So 26-28, Thumbs up!

I hope he wasnt kidding

perdix 29

#51, I think you meant you hope he WAS kidding. If you didn't, fuck you.

51 I hope you're kidding.

mintcar 9

Well, hey, at least you got the job. I'm a recent college graduate and have yet to find one. If you feel attractive, then that's really all that matters.

Wow... well at least you got the job!! CONGRATS!

9inchesSoft 11

The good - they got the job. The bad - they were hired because they are unattractive. The ugly - OP

The good, the bad, and the op.

CheeseTron 15

Yeup. Being ugly does have its benefits!

78-"I'm ugly and I'm proud!" -Spongebob

83 - Is that what you call it?

ThePsyche 9

Well tell him the only reason you took the job was because you thought he wasn't a complete asshole. But seriously, that guy is a dick. Probably still sucks on his mamas boobies and watches cartoon network.

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

How does him being a dick correlate into him also being an overgrown infant?

Hey! Cartoon network is great!

I've been known to tune into Cartoon Network so fuck off! Cartoons know no age limit.

No cartoon network sucks like never before. They have only two good shows playing currently and hardly ever show any of the good ones.

Children's hospital, super jail, adventure time, metalocalypse just to name a few

I agree 58, but if they would show the old original looney toons all the time, then I'd be just fine with them.

mimi809o 21

what's wrong with Cartoon Network??...

nightmare_656 2

64 most of the shows on your list are from adult swim

Yup, and they're really good ones ;)

MassiveBerry 9

At least you won't distract people! :)

ThePsyche 9

Oh really? Clever.

1215116a 14

Yeah 6, just like your profile picture. -_-

He's trying the "insult the girl" tactic. Fail on his part.

Hrm, fail? No, I'd say it seems his insult was rather successful, considering it ended up on FML.

66 - I find your profile picture to be deeply disturbing.

Isn't the name for that "negging"?

What's the opposite of sexual harassment? I guess you? Sorry op, at least you have brains, beauty fades.

paradox5150 0

harassment

Sexual harassment is a subset of harassment, so it they cannot be opposites. That's like saying an elm tree is the opposite of a tree, or that a widescreen tv is the opposite of a tv. Also, don't worry OP, you might have been the ugliest of the people who applied, but that doesn't mean that you're ugly. The slowest person in the 100m at the Olympics isn't slow. The blankest member of a set isn't necessarily blank. Maybe even else who applied was practically a model.

I happen to have an anti-tv which happens to take form of a ball pein hammer.

JustDerpin 11

^tldr: sexual harassment is basically a form of harassment

Well good, if he doesn't notice you the least likely you are to get fired. And who cares why he hired you at least you got he job.

Doesn't matter, had employment!

Aww, honey. It's awful when people say stuff like that. But hey, look at it this way; the other interviewees might have been more attractive than you (or they might not, your new boss might just have an awful sense of humour) but YOU'RE the one with a job. They might be absolutely stunning, but it probably won't help them pay the rent.

roxyartist 8

Why don't people like that just keep that to themselves?

MichellinMan 20

Because they're assholes.