Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
cmb8280 24
Note to self: Imodium on wedding day, regardless of current bowel situation.
Sarah_g_19 24
That is absolutely mortifying right now, but look on the bright side. It's going to make a funny story to tell your grand kids later in life.
Slenderman98 5
Dayum
MrsDruidess 23
OMG that is the worst FML I have ever read! So sorry OP.
melomelo_fml 5
you suck at spelling. it's "altar"not "alter"
hulopro 16
I hope you wore a brown dress
Nyx7 24
I am so sorry darlin, that has to be embarrassing. over all, shit luck
Driving_Gaming 22
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry, that's horrible.