Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
NewtonsApple 0
you poor thing :O
BikerMike 0
well shit
Ultimate_Cynic 0
If this isn't on youtube.jp in three days, I'm calling fake. Here's hoping OP's husband had a sense of humour and at least laughed about it. God knows I would have. And hey, at least they have a hilarious story to tell the kids!
shiritt 0
at 77 but this is about the most fake fml i've read so far. i mean, everybody can think of this, and even if this happened, the person would be so ashamed, that she NEVER post this on the internet.
TheTragicReturn 0
The timing seems too good to be true. I call fake.
Vagrarian 2
I knew a bride who, when it was her turn to say her vows, puked her guts out. She showed me the video. So yeah, I believe this...stuff like this does happen, esp. during stressful events like weddings.
LaLaJuice 0
brooooo....like that really ******* sucks :/
melizza 0
A.F.V here we come!!! jk jk that really sucks OP
Houndourpup 0
Well... Now you have a funny story to tell your kids!
sam411411 0
82 fails
greensorrow77 0
so who had the explosive diarrhea, you or your husband?