Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
confucious 0
on my god!
Nakedsquirrel 5
This is why we don't order new, funky foods for our rehearsal dinners.
Judo_fml 0
should have gotten a brown dress
BlueTwist89 0
altar**** OP, that sucks.
citygirlnomore 0
oh shit that is the most painful and embarrassing fml i've ever read..i'd actually be glad if this wasn't true. I mean if I imagine that happening to me...oh god.
Paopu 0
Oh I'm so sorry. I thought that would happen to me the day of mine... I was so worked up and so was my stomach, it sucked!
nolimits 0
When it's time to say "I do" And you crap upon your shoe Diarrhea :)
Vagrarian 2
Too many people want their wedding to be the happiest day of their whole life. Mistake! That means every day after that is less happy, and that's the last thing you want. Think of it this way...things can only get better after this. Make that your slogan, and joke about it with your guests. You may be amazed at how soon you're laughing at this. If you keep a sense of humor about this, and your man stuck by you, you could have a good future ahead of you.
lolwtfwasthat 0
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CRiS_BeAsT 2
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