By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML
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libido_fml 0

you should post the video, it'll make you famous

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creepermagnet 0

Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)

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astro2 0

FIRE IN THE HOLE !!!! 

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bravetheearth 0

It kind of reminds me of maybe the best pick up line I've ever heard, 'My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.' If you would have said it right after I bet you could have pulled it off. Actually probably not.

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ChicaChica5683 0

that suxx!!!! I'm soo sryyy

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makingcents 0

im guessing you were slimming down for your wedding and took something called Alli, which blocks digestion and, as a side-effect, leads to diarrhea. Oh well

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darras 0

Not necessarily #122, some people have sensitive stomachs that cause this kind of problem when they are overly stressed or nervous. A similar thing happened to me, although I was lucky and it didn't set in until the reception and I would never touch slimming pills. This is a huge FYL, although OP you won't remember it in a few years, or even if you do it'll be an amusing story for hindsight!

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muffinmanyahurd 0

this is probably a fake, but.. your life must really suck if you are on FML on your wedding day.

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TheNewGuy03 28

i can see it now. 1 year later... "hey hunni, it's our anniversary!" the husband exclaimed. "oh dear, i'm so happy you remembered," said the wife gleefully. "oh, remember our wedding day? i said, 'i do,' then you shit your pants? that was hilarious! you still have that dress?" "you're sleeping on the couch." "wait--" |the kid|

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teacher411 0

Haha! Did he stop saying his vows and take off right then and there???

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demon1k 0

TO: You ONE INTERNET Congratulations. ;)

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bryno5 0

WOW!! thats so horrible im so sorry to hear that i feel sooo bad for you, i hope everything went ok which it probably didnt cause poop and white dress dont mix :(

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